porn tales...

djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
edited March 2006 in Strut Central
it's 4 am and I just got to my homies house from inthevip.com. lots of fucking, lots of hotties, lots of free liquor....that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound and it hurt my hand. no pics this time sorry fellas.and yes, that website is fake too.

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  • 1219197712191977 323 Posts
    it's 4 am and I just got to my homies house from inthevip.com. lots of fucking, lots of hotties, lots of free liquor....that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound and it hurt my hand. no pics this time sorry fellas.






















    and yes, that website is fake too.

    "that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound" .....

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    This is exactly what I feared when Daze took this job. Looks like its time for a soul strut intervention.

  • gravelheadwrapgravelheadwrap corn 948 Posts
    it's 4 am and I just got to my homies house from inthevip.com. lots of fucking, lots of hotties, lots of free liquor....that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound and it hurt my hand. no pics this time sorry fellas.






















    and yes, that website is fake too.

    "that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound" .....


    Is Kimbo nice? He seems to have good sportsmanship.

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    it's 4 am and I just got to my homies house from inthevip.com. lots of fucking, lots of hotties, lots of free liquor....that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound and it hurt my hand. no pics this time sorry fellas.






















    and yes, that website is fake too.

    "that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound" .....


    Is Kimbo nice? He seems to have good sportsmanship.

    yeah he was real cool. dude is definitely menacing though.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    We talked to an old dear friend of ours last night for the first time in like 6 years. She had been in really bad sorts with drugs and with abusive men pimping her in sorts to make movies, witnessed murdered friends, death threats against family members, went off the deep end, was doing pretty major porn (she's a big name that lots of people would recognize - don't even think of asking me) and became somewhat of a "star" but she's off the stuff, gotten control of her things and is really trying to be as normal as possible now, as much as whan she's been through would allow. Her story is really bad, but I'm glad that she made her way through it.

    That's my porn story.

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    I cant say i dont watch pron, but the industry is hella depressing,

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    i've told the story about my drug dealer buddy, whose cousin shot/killed him on here before... but a year or so prior to his departure, i was *visiting him at his apartment, when out of nowhere he got all excited and ran to his closet, pulling out a videocamera. the dood was a really good guy (despite selling tons of weed and other shit, he was the coolest cat around), so i knew this was gonna be some next level shit. turns out there was this girl that had been hounding him for a few weeks, even after my buddy told her he wasn't interested. so the next time she called him, telling him she was coming over, he stuffed the camera up on the top shelf of his closet, queued it all up, and waited for her to arrive. when he heard the knock on the door, he hit record, and took her straight to the closet where he made the funniest porno i ever saw, giving the camera a thumbs-up every time she'd look away, and acting like he had a lasso or some shit. i guess it had been just an hour or so before i got there, because he hadn't had a chance to watch it yet, so i got to be there with him for the first run. maybe the funniest shit ever, and he was fucking proud. RIP chad.

  • that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound and it hurt my hand.

    Is Kimbo nice? He seems to have good sportsmanship.

    yeah he was real cool. dude is definitely menacing though.

    AYO!





    But seriously, I went to an orgy once.


  • it's 4 am and I just got to my homies house from inthevip.com. lots of fucking, lots of hotties, lots of free liquor....that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound and it hurt my hand. no pics this time sorry fellas.




















    and yes, that website is fake too.

    the dude who runs the camera for alot of the 8th st latinas is the same cat who filmed the infamous backyard fight with kimbo...
    shed some light on the miami amateur world, now that you got the inside scoop.
    its all about ice la fox and lena




  • DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
    Exactly...................



    I'll holla at Sanchez this weekend when I'm in Florida. Daze you know what's up too! See you soon.


  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    it's 4 am and I just got to my homies house from inthevip.com. lots of fucking, lots of hotties, lots of free liquor....that dude Kimbo is fucking HUGE, I gave him a pound and it hurt my hand. no pics this time sorry fellas.




















    and yes, that website is fake too.

    the dude who runs the camera for alot of the 8th st latinas is the same cat who filmed the infamous backyard fight with kimbo...
    shed some light on the miami amateur world, now that you got the inside scoop.
    its all about ice la fox and lena




    yeah, almost all the florida stuff is either Bang Brothers or Icy Porn and they're pretty tight with each other. Icy is the guys that run inthevip.com. my boy is about to shoot camera for them and I'll probably be p.a.ing for him, which means I'll be getting paid to watch.


    but yeah the miami amateur porn thing isn't very amateur, all the girls are porn chicks, they even film a lot of that stuff here in LA like inthevip and welivetogether.com. my boy that does camera work's girlfriend just shot for that one.

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Sup Dee...ay holler at me. Delilah is in Fla right now.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Exactly...................



    I'll holla at Sanchez this weekend when I'm in Florida. Daze you know what's up too! See you soon.


    Autographed by Nautica Thorn?


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Here's my question: how many of these actresses are attractive sans enough make-up to put Lancome out of business?

    Example: Asia Carrera without make-up vs. with are like two completely different people. (And the without is someone you wouldn't look twice at on the street)

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    Here's my question: how many of these actresses are attractive sans enough make-up to put Lancome out of business?

    Example: Asia Carrera without make-up vs. with are like two completely different people. (And the without is someone you wouldn't look twice at on the street)

    not very many

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    i heard selena spice is actually justin torres with $400 worth of max factor on his mug. is this true dj daze?

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    i heard selena spice is actually justin torres with $400 worth of max factor on his mug. is this true dj daze?


    absolutely,


    everybody, believe everything shig says.


  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Here's my question: how many of these actresses are attractive sans enough make-up to put Lancome out of business?

    Example: Asia Carrera without make-up vs. with are like two completely different people. (And the without is someone you wouldn't look twice at on the street)

    not very many

    With some of 'em, it's kind of obvious that it takes a good amount of effort to get 'em screenworthy. Just don't go telling me that Lily Thai and Mysti May are busted in real life!

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    Here's my question: how many of these actresses are attractive sans enough make-up to put Lancome out of business?

    Example: Asia Carrera without make-up vs. with are like two completely different people. (And the without is someone you wouldn't look twice at on the street)

    not very many

    With some of 'em, it's kind of obvious that it takes a good amount of effort to get 'em screenworthy. Just don't go telling me that Lily Thai aka mylatency[/b] and Mysti May aka Yuichi[/b] are busted in real life!

  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    I'll holla at Sanchez this weekend when I'm in Florida. Daze you know what's up too! See you soon.


    Dude, have you met Sanchez? What's guy like?

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Here's my question: how many of these actresses are attractive sans enough make-up to put Lancome out of business?

    Example: Asia Carrera without make-up vs. with are like two completely different people. (And the without is someone you wouldn't look twice at on the street)

    not very many

    With some of 'em, it's kind of obvious that it takes a good amount of effort to get 'em screenworthy. Just don't go telling me that Lily Thai aka mylatency[/b] and Mysti May aka Yuichi[/b] are busted in real life!

    I don't even wanna know who Adrianna Sage really is, do I?

  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    Here's my question: how many of these actresses are attractive sans enough make-up to put Lancome out of business?

    Example: Asia Carrera without make-up vs. with are like two completely different people. (And the without is someone you wouldn't look twice at on the street)

    not very many

    With some of 'em, it's kind of obvious that it takes a good amount of effort to get 'em screenworthy. Just don't go telling me that Lily Thai aka mylatency[/b] and Mysti May aka Yuichi[/b] are busted in real life!

    I don't even wanna know who Adrianna Sage really is, do I?

    right? i mean, come on iron monkey[/b]. at least try to be sneaky.

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Here's my question: how many of these actresses are attractive sans enough make-up to put Lancome out of business?

    Example: Asia Carrera without make-up vs. with are like two completely different people. (And the without is someone you wouldn't look twice at on the street)

    not very many

    With some of 'em, it's kind of obvious that it takes a good amount of effort to get 'em screenworthy. Just don't go telling me that Lily Thai aka mylatency[/b] and Mysti May aka Yuichi[/b] are busted in real life!

    hahahaha. uncalled for! i don't even know Mysti May, but that sounds a lil sexier than Lil Thai, so i'll take that.
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