Drug Test Strut
white_tea
3,262 Posts
I might have to take a drug test in a couple of weeks for a new job. I don't really do anything aside from smoke a little herb every couple of days, like two or three hits of the Bubonic Chronic two or three times a week.Any suggestions on how to 1.) Flush out the system prior to the test and 2.) Not fail.
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K.
Peace
U might have to shave yo' head like Natalie Portman.
Seriously... this should just be added to the FAQ.
quivk question.
why do you guysclick and post on the topic?
you dont have to. not everyone spends as much time here as you.
waterlog yourself for a few days and get up early the day of to drink nothing but water and take a few whizzes before you roll out. the reading will end up being too dilute and they will request another sample which buys you even more time to detox. worked for me many times. though (and contrary to popular belief) I am not the jumbo stoner. Usually average maybe once a month (this month excepted). though I have read that with real headz it can take up to a month and I'm not sure how if the waterlogging works for straight up fiends. It is not a perfect science.. which is unfortunate for the testee. Ha, I said "testee."
Whoa for a second I saw Pacman's post here and thought "Pacman is droppiing drug test knowledge, which blew me away".
P***, if you ever get caught up on the weed you need to do 2 things
1. Don't do it
2, if #1 fails, call me to come over and kick it
as for drug test info, I'm fortunate to have a hippie doctor for a sister who pretty much backed with Vinylneck said. Water in the system is your best cleaner, just get all waterlogged and shit (for at least 72 hours) and you should either come out really clean or unreadable.
Actually, I haven't smoked since 1999 (on a regular basis) and the last time I touched it was over two years ago.
Basically, to pass my test in 99, I drank a whole lot of water and cranberry juice and had a multi-vitamin right before testing. Came out clean.
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