tepid private issue (and better ones too)
anthonypearson
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if you have a private label record, any private label record, i will buy it from you and shuv it in my you know what. anything. even some libarace bob crane david lee roth butt job. that one with the large woman naked called " in your ass " or whatever that shit was called. someone posted a picture of it. send me some bar rock bullshit and some tepid folk a-hole jackson browne dude. and some spoken word poet garbage too. bring it. i will trade jimmy smith root down and shit. lets go dude. i want some lounge related bullshit and some tight jeans rockin bozo. some odd looking people on the cover shit. send it. i need records by cheese metal heads in spandex. PRIVATE LABEL. i pay for this shit. i trade for this shit. i pay $850 for a vg fraction moonblood. i pay $2 for the most tepid folk turd that you paid a dollar for. vg cover and shit. im ret to go. lets do this. i consign your private popsike raer too for hella crazy auction action too. lets shred together on this. come on your college students, lets get our dig on. i need some south dakota power pop garbage. i need some synth geek fest too. i want ancient troubadors. tepid piano trio. 80's emo garbage. vanity pressings. moustace songman. fairy mama vegaterian coffeehouse. lesbo non oliva label. private only please. gay stage play. high school jazz band garbage.st elmos firePO BOX 1761Venice, Ca. 90294USAbook rate only please.pm for a prospectus.thank you.ap
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I got privatelameraer for days if you do really want some (for days=maybe half a dozen jaoints!)
It's actually not even bad.
But i must tell you you've got serious competition because the boy Johan is stoking me for shit like "Chews Your Mood" and the New Orleans police dept talent show with horribly sung covers of "Natural High" and "Fencewalk".
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Dude I told you I'd give you like four dollars for that
that would've been one dollar less than I paid for it dude. But I am holding those gay records for you
Dude, you better buy this gay ass shit. Who else am I gonna sell "THIS MAN IS MY LAND" to?
i have listen, i have culled and i have found some moustache keepers.
it was gnarly.
will sell the toss backs in a gnarly private doo doo auction.
BRING IT PLEASE!!! I AM HUNGRY STILL!
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folkman and folkwoman (trad and otherwise)
rock and roll man
singer songwriter ladies and men
spokenword oddities
bar rock assholes
rural rock
creppy and wierd lounge
xian freaks and mellow jesus man
AOR slick cheese rock
metal man
soul and r&b (of course)
jheri curl gospel
horrible rock and roll bullshit.
bedroom synth
tender crooner
freaky people on the cover type shit.
and so on.
bring it and i will take it on.
private issue only please. no major label turd rock.
i tend to pay $2 to $5 for the turds, $5 to $15 for the redeemable ones and $15 to $40 for the stuff i want for myself or stuff that is solid. i pay $40 and up for rare and in demand stuff.
i do however sometimes return stuff or dump stuff that i cannot use at all. in other words total turdbake lounge garbage.
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