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Describe Your Local Sexual Experience

HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
I like pussy.

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  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    That's not local, it's universal.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts

    I like pussy.

    Black or White??
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    lANGUAGE DUDE.


    THERE ARE LADIES HERE.



    PLEASE BE POLITE AND USE THE TERM "POON".


    SHOW SOME GODDAM RESPAC.
  • portlandjerkportlandjerk 36 Posts
    At least balls-deep in the sex river, thank you.
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Dude goes into the local "Adults Only" shop to by a Sex Doll

    Clerk asks him...."You want a short one or a tall one"?

    "I'll take a tall one" replies the customer

    "Do you want a blonde or a brunette?"

    "Ummmm I'll take a blonde"

    "Would you like an American or an Al Quaeda?"

    "What's the difference??"

    "The Al Quaeda doll blows herself up"

  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts

    "The Al Quaeda doll blows herself up"
    That is not safe sex.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    poon tang.












    When I'm not busy discussing race, I like to spend my free time alienating female soulstrutters, and long walks on the beach.




    All walks on the beach are long when you only have one leg.
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