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Looking at soulstrut with your girlfriend

MorseCodeMorseCode 1,516 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
"What's with those little symbols? A...good look?""These people all have like...what...five posts?""Oh yeah, 'soulstrut > real world?' That's 'cause in the real world, you ain't shit!"ADD ON
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  • MorseCodeMorseCode 1,516 Posts
    "You are SUCH a DORK!!!"
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    Hello, MorseCode's girlfriend.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    The title of this thread is something I hope I never live to see.
  • mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
    "Oh yeah, 'soulstrut > real world?' That's 'cause in the real world, you ain't shit!"

    Hello, MorseCode's girlfriend... you don't know the half
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    Walking into Good Records NYC, November 2005, with my Wife and Mother-In-Law in tow:

    Me: "This is my friend Jon and this is my wife and my mother in law Sue"
    Mother-In-Law: "How do you guys know each other?"
    Me: "Well, Um, we're friends of friends"
    Wife: "Didn't you guys meet on Soulstrut????"
    Paychex and Dollar_Bin: "ummmmmmmmmmm......." :unconfortable graem:

    What happens on Soulstrut??? stays on Soulstrut???[/b]
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,915 Posts
    Walking into Good Records NYC, November 2005, with my Wife and Mother-In-Law in tow:

    Me: "This is my friend Jon and this is my wife and my mother in law Sue"
    Mother-In-Law: "How do you guys know each other?"
    Me: "Well, Um, we're friends of friends"
    Wife: "Didn't you guys meet on Soulstrut????"
    Paychex and Dollar_Bin: "ummmmmmmmmmm......." :unconfortable graem:

    What happens on Soulstrut??? stays on Soulstrut???[/b]


    I refer to y'all as my "Imaginary Friends."
  • MorseCodeMorseCode 1,516 Posts
    "Oh yeah, 'soulstrut > real world?' That's 'cause in the real world, you ain't shit!"

    Hello, MorseCode's girlfriend... you don't know the half

    haha, oh snap! Don't take it personal dude, she's mostly just riffin on me.
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts

    I refer to y'all as my "Imaginary Friends."
    Haha! I remember once I showed my friend soulstrut (around the time the biz graemlin was made). His comment was:

    "It's like a website dedicated to people like you"

    I don't know who that is a diss to, but it's a diss to somebody.

    Since then I have caught him on numerous occasions saying "REAL HEADS" and other graemlin related slangs, in half mockery of me.

    I showed my ex-girlfriend soulstrut, when everyone started talking about their Biz stories. She was very impressed. Fast comic delivery! Unique Stories! Highly Recommended!! A+++
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    c**mo's description of soulstrut as an online record symposium is the best one yet
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    it's constantly a source of ridicule, cutting remarks, and embarrassment. you guys are talking about your post totals, right?
  • Diamante_DDiamante_D 215 Posts

    I showed my ex[/b]-girlfriend soulstrut

    Really, this tells the whole story.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    My wife "what are you doing"
    me "um, just surfing"
    oh, youre not talking to those record losers again are you?

  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    Looking at soulstrut with your girlfriend


    Never that.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    Looking at soulstrut with your girlfriend

    makes me feel a little dirty
  • DIGGADIGGADIGGADIGGA 456 Posts
    wow
  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    my goodbye to a few strutters at breakface the other night: " see you in cyberspace". man did that sound dorky...
  • BamboucheBambouche 1,484 Posts
    What happens on Soulstrut??? stays on Soulstrut???[/b]

    [color:pink]
    The last time my girlfriend looked at Soulstrut was when someone (who was it?) was talking about his significant other letting him have ass sex. There was a wild rash of TMI and "ewwww" posts that made me laugh, which caused my girlfriend to look. She read the post where the poster (who was it, I forget?) justified it by saying, "it be nice sometimes."

    [/color]
  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
    Looking at soulstrut with your[/b] girlfriend

    She says you shut her out when it comes to soulstrut so I stepped up.
  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    How's this for uncomfortable: coselmed throwing faux_rillz a surprise birthday party with a very clear "Big Dude" theme--signs, teddy bears, t-shirts that all say "big dude." While waiting for faux to arrive, many a non-soul-strutter asked about what this "big dude" stuff was all about, and Ms. Coselmed casually passed the question off to me and I had to attempt to answer it without really revealing that it's some silly internet schitt.

    Damn you, T**y*!

    The internet is scary.

    -e
  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    Hey MorseCode's girlfriend: you haven't really experienced Soulstrut until you've experienced it with a moderator. PM me for my phone number.
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    "You are SUCH a DORK!!!"

    i get this constantly.

    "who was that on the phone" "uhh **** from soulstrut" "YOU ARE SUCH A DORK"
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    Hi M****t!
  • djrdjr 511 Posts


    JUST SAY NO.
  • Otis_FunkmeyerOtis_Funkmeyer 1,321 Posts
    Me: "Hey, you should check out the message boards on soulstrut, there's a lot of great info about music on there!"
    Her: "OK I'll check it out"

    (next day)
    Me: "Oh, did you check out soulstrut?"
    Her: "Yeah, um, they're speaking another language."
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    She doesn't ever look at it, she just yells 'NERDS!!!' when she hears me giggle at the screen sometimes
  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    She doesn't ever look at it, she just yells 'NERDS!!!' when she hears me giggle at the screen sometimes
    I get the same reaction when I play monkey island
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    I invited some friends to breakface on the pretense that our friend was playing keys with Otis Funkmeyer. The following conversation unfolded:
    Friend: "Why are those guys calling you Garcia Vega?"
    Me: "Oh, thats just my screen name on soulstrut"
    Other Friend: "Whats soulstrut?"
    Me: "Its a website about records and stuff"
    Friend: "These are your internet friends?! Hahahahahahaha, you need to get out of the house more often"

    Me:

    At Faux's birthday the next day.

    Dude: "So, how do you guys know D*****?"
    Girlfriend: "They're internet buddies, yeah, his interent friends are starting to outnumber his non-internet friends."

    Me:


    I thought the first rule about soultrut is, you do not talk about soulstrut!
  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts


    I thought the first rule about soultrut is, you do not talk about soulstrut!

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    "That's the kind of thing that gets you kicked off of message boards."


    *And there goes my mind trying to reconcile the idea that I NEVER TOLD HER that I got kicked off of a message board.*

  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    The closest I got was sending a coworker a link to the Memorable Farts thread.
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