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Let's Talk Chuck Norris Vin Diesel Facts

soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirtyVin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel makes onions shit themselves.When Vin Diesel had his first wet dream, he nearly drowned.If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."http://www.canadaka.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=194762 Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.~ Chuck NorrisAnd finallyhttp://karatekommandos.ytmnd.com/

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  • cHillercHiller 293 Posts
    My favs:

    -Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

    -In High School, God used to cheat of Vin Diesel.
  • snosno 332 Posts
    Forgot the URL, but there's a similar one about Jack Bauer as well.
  • generiquegenerique 625 Posts
    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

    :lol:

    Vin Diesel was excellent in The Boiler Room. Scary film.


  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,850 Posts
    I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it.

    Chuck may be modest, but he's not fooling anyone. Thanks Marco.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    all in one place.
  • rkwparkrkwpark 915 Posts
    dude needs to go back and start saving more POW's & MIA's...
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    some more intersting facts.

    chuck norris is from texas
    ross hogg is from texas

    chuck norris has a man beard
    ross hogg has a man beard

    chuck norris traveled to south texas to study and perfect his "chupacabra fist" kung fu technique.
    ross hogg is from south texas and once got beaten and ridculed by 2 drunk texans dressed as chupacabras.

    chuck norris' is the star of walker, texas ranger
    ross hogg was the understudy and stand-in for "clumsy deputy" during the 99-00 season of walker, texas ranger.

    chuck norris once got hyphy and made a baby mama slap a baby daddy.
    ross hogg just finished round 2 of a hyphyesque mix of bay rap hits.

    coincidence?




















  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    ross hogg is from south texas and once got beaten and ridculed by 2 drunk texans dressed as chupacabras.

    SOULSTRUT WILL MAKE YOU PAY
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

    Bwahahahahaha!!!!
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    some more intersting facts.

    chuck norris traveled to south texas to study and perfect his "chupacabra fist" kung fu technique.
    ross hogg is from south texas and once got beaten and ridculed by 2 drunk texans dressed as chupacabras.


    You got somethin' twitted under that fitted. I once went to a Jack-In-The-Box in Texas and ordered two Monster tacos, which, as it turns out, really were Monster tacos; they were made with real chupacabra meat.
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