I'm about to get oral from a dude!
Swayze
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surgery, that is. see ya later you fucking full bony impacted wisdom teef.this shit is going to hurt.I have a request for PFHILLL the SOULMAN. Plaese to make me a freestyle raps about teefs and post that schitt up so it can make me feel better when I'm writhing in pain.THanks in advance.
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THAT WOULD NOT BE THAT REAL SCHITT. ONLY A PINHEADED SCHMUCK WOULD MAKE A RAP ABOUT TEEFS. THEREFORE, I WILL INSTEAD GIVE YOU A SNAP MUSIC SONG ABOUT YOUR IMMINENTLY HORRIFIC SITUATION. I CALL THIS SONG "TEEFS". THE MUSIC WILL CONSIST OF ABOUT THREE KEYBOARD NOTES AND FINGERSNAPS. THE LYRICS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS (OUCH!)
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS (OUCH!)
(repeat 12x)
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW (MY TEEFS!)
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW (MY TEEFS!)
(repeat 6x)
OW MY TEEFS, I'SE IN PAIN
SHOOTIN' ME WIT NOVACAINE
I'M IS SCURRED A' NEEDLES, MAYNE
CANDY PAINT, WOOD GRAIN
23'S IS ON THEM FEET
I GOT THAT DRANK, I'M ON THEM SKREETS
BUT HOW DAT IS GON' HELP MY TEEF?
BUT HOW DAT IS GON' HELP MY TEEF?
(matter of fact, that might be too much lyrical content... so just go back to...)
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS (OUCH!)
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS
PULL MY TEEFS (OUCH!)
(repeat 12x)
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW (MY TEEFS!)
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW
OW (MY TEEFS!)
(repeat 6x)
(c) 2006 Phill Stroman for Thiz Am Iz Whuhannenin' Now Music
Turn the recorder on Phil and get yo $$$$$$$
Audio Please!
When I got my wisdom teeth pulled (all 4 at the same time) they gave me a big bottle of Vicodin for the pain. Funny thing was the next day my mouth was just a little sore but didn't really hurt much at all. I didn't have much swelling either. So I had a big bottle of Vicodin and no pain that required taking them... So I ended up just using them before I went into work to mellow out.
Anyhow, my experience with not having any pain or swelling seems to be the exception rather than the rule by a huge margin so good luck. Seems like a lot of people have pain and swelling for a week afterwards.
Best part of the whole deal for me really was getting the nitrous to get me spaced out before they inserted the IV with the anesthetic. I was so gone on nitrous by the time they inserted the IV that when they did it I felt the needle go in but all I could muster up was a really weak "ungh" and then next thing I know I'm waking up and going to the recovery room.
Luckily I didn't say anything when they had me under the anesthesia. A friend of mine said he woke up in the middle of the surgery and said "This isn't as good as pot..." and then out of the haze realized what he said and goes "My mom isn't in here, is she??". Another guy I know said that when he was coming out of the anesthetic the nurse said "I'm going to walk you to the recovery room now" and in his altered state of mind the guy replied with "You do that, honey baby." Ahh, good old sodium pentathol.
to quote the doctor... "In over 30 years of surgery I've never seen anything like this!" It took dude forever to pull my 1 tooth out and then at the end he took a picture of it. ugh.
yesterday i was in so much fucking pain all day. it was miserable. today is a bit better, but for some reason it really hurts to swallow so i can't really eat or drink or swallow or anything.
MY TEEF!
do they use pentathol or pentobarbital?
anyway i had a similar experience with getting my wisdom teeth out. they stick the iv in and i'm fully concious, the next thing i remember saying is "hey, your walls are moving...hey your walls" and then nurse snaps me out of it says "**e**e, it's over". not much pain, and two bottles of hydrocodone was more than enough. the only shitty part is getting food stuck in the cavities and having to wash it out with a syringe. nasty, and when food/blood gets stuck in there, makes your breath smell like ass.
my girlfriend was about to get hers removed on friday and they were only gonna use some novocaine as a local anesthetic. i told her the place sounds pretty shady if they're not using concious sedation...turns out the practice didn't have a license to administer general anesthetics, and they still wanted to proceed with the operation.
it hurts like shit after though, have fun!
ghetto dentist.
rrrrf.