Weekday finds!
tim_dog
16 Posts
Hay guyz!!!!!!!!!! I found every record ever! That's right, I got 'em all!!! How's that for weekday findz, dudes?!?!
Plus, I measured my cock, and it's even bigger than I thought! I can now bend it around and fuck my ass with it while I sit there cleaning records on my V.P.I. that A.P. has sent me!
I don't mind that I spend $200+ on records that are supposedly already cleaned on a V.P.I.!!! A.P. more than makes up for it by coming in here using the words 'shredd', 'fukk', and 'sikk'. He's so kawaii! Besides, 'the continent of Japan is thrilled'. Hey - works for me!
Ok I better wrap this up and stay on the record related tip! I heard there's a moderator on here that is like a fat version of Bobby Lee from Mad T.V.
Anyways, it's been a good week for finding records! If anyone wants a picture of them all (I will have to rent a helicopter to take the photo as I am currently storing them inside a football stadium) hit me up on the P.M. dawgz.
P.S. Of course I paid well under market value for them duh! I want you guyz I've never met and will never meet just how much of a 'baller' I am. Got it? I paid between $0.02 and $0.07 cents for all the raerest ones, and they're all minty O.G.'s!!!!!!!!!!!!
PICTURES OF MY COCK AVAILABLE - HIT ME UP ON THE P.M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is Tank would you like to see my Daewoo?! LOLLERSKATES.
Plus, I measured my cock, and it's even bigger than I thought! I can now bend it around and fuck my ass with it while I sit there cleaning records on my V.P.I. that A.P. has sent me!
I don't mind that I spend $200+ on records that are supposedly already cleaned on a V.P.I.!!! A.P. more than makes up for it by coming in here using the words 'shredd', 'fukk', and 'sikk'. He's so kawaii! Besides, 'the continent of Japan is thrilled'. Hey - works for me!
Ok I better wrap this up and stay on the record related tip! I heard there's a moderator on here that is like a fat version of Bobby Lee from Mad T.V.
Anyways, it's been a good week for finding records! If anyone wants a picture of them all (I will have to rent a helicopter to take the photo as I am currently storing them inside a football stadium) hit me up on the P.M. dawgz.
P.S. Of course I paid well under market value for them duh! I want you guyz I've never met and will never meet just how much of a 'baller' I am. Got it? I paid between $0.02 and $0.07 cents for all the raerest ones, and they're all minty O.G.'s!!!!!!!!!!!!
PICTURES OF MY COCK AVAILABLE - HIT ME UP ON THE P.M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is Tank would you like to see my Daewoo?! LOLLERSKATES.
Comments
It's like ur trying to hard over old shit.
Post ur fav food spot in Toronto!
GET IT RIGHT!
Step your beef game up homey. That was sub-tepid.
Plz don't be salty that I found every record ever pressed.
I heard Aki still has copies of Esther Phillips on KUDU for $23.99 (slightly warped and scratched though).
You will not go without the raer, brother.
HA!
We must be friends...
Drunk posting?
Co-Sign &
"I can now bend it around and fuck my ass with it while I sit there cleaning records on my V.P.I. that A.P. has sent me!"
Some people don't understand the beauty that is Mister Timmy Lurker. There is levels upon levels of pretty going on with this guy allow me to break it down for the non-believers
*ANGER - I'm talking the furious shit. He gots it and shares it like its tic-tacs
*HUMOR - Not everyone can get into this post-moder pre-slavery brand of wit he serves but I think its tasty
*SEXUAL ADVANCES - They are subtle, but you're lying to yourself if you didn't perk up a bit when he said he found out his penis is bigger than evar
*HUMILITY - Yes he found every record ever put out but it took him a while to do so. Now that he's done all the digging we don't have to. I got 3298 price czechs I've been worried about posting for fear of being sonned, but now that I know someone who's got mad knowledge on them I don't got to bother with the rest of you snobs anymore.
*KNOWLEDGE - No I'm not just talking about the record game. I got some foot problems, a car note, 3 missing hamsters, and low self-esteem. Tim_Dog's presence alone has made me walk better and one of the hamsters came back to me with a reciept of payment for a Plymouth Neon.
Don't fear him, instead embrace him.
Tim_Dog is the future of soulstrut.
TANK!!!!!
PASS!!!!
saying. Let the love light in and watch how good your insides feel
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Tim_Dog, what can we do around here that would make you unhappy with the direction Soulstrut has taken? I think many of us us would gladly make personal sacrifices if it meant that you lurked more and posted less.
YOU STILL DON'T COUNT[/b]
Couldn't a moderator handle that? They already banned him once, couldn't they just keep switching his name around for our amusement?
How about Tim_U_Mad_Doggie?
Outstanding!
Drunk posting?
I am guilty of this from time to time
I like the way you rep that free-jazz without apology.
respect.
and this:
and I like it.
even if Timmy is only marginally funny, guzzo is picking up the slack
I'm here for you.
BTW I blame you for my habit of stopping in at TJ MAXX's and asking if they got portable turntables