TAXIDERMY post of the day

JLR

"Here we have a four member TURTLE band ready to entertain you in your home, cabin, or office! In like new condition, all four turtle musicians appear to have all their feet and toes and have no damage." Let the bids begin!

99Problems

Son, I got five on it.

99Problems

Tabasko

these are stuffed in unusual positions

JLR

Check out the bass player, he is killing me. He is like "Yo, I don't even play bass, mang".

Tabasko

the one on the right looks like ET.

white_tea

"I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."

jazzercism

"I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."

Using that phrase after its death knell has already been sounded is so

mordecai

Check out the bass player, he is killing me. He is like "Yo, I don't even play bass, mang".

i think he's the stage hand/roadie turtle.