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What will you ask Salma Hayek...?

mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
edited December 2005 in Strut Central
...when she shows up.how long have you been lurking? favorite dollar bin break?have you ever heard of ? Ugly Duckling: HOT or NOT?who is your least/favorite strutter?what do you bid on (on ebay)?Digable Planets VS. Camp Lo?Have you ever released an album? is it ? braeks? funky?We must be prepared people! ...add on.

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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Will you make sweet senorita love to me?
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    Will you make sweet senorita love to me?
    well, duhhhhhhhhh
    I foresee plenty of "Turn on/check your PM's, Ms. Hayek"
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,900 Posts
    Is she upset on losing the role to Jlo for Selena.

    What's her fav popeyes side order.

    Has she ever met PAP on any trips to Germany.

    Did she feel at all silly fighting a shit demon in Dogma.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,900 Posts


    OH snap...
  • leisurebanditleisurebandit 1,006 Posts
    What's her fav popeyes side order.
    lol

    jeru vs. malachi?
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    There was a sidebar in the local paper this morning. Apparently had dinner a mere 20 minutes from my house last night.



  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    How many licks does it take?










































    To get to the center of a tootsie pop.













  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    What will you ask Salma Hayek...?

    Can I have you wear a Catholic schoolgirl uniform, tie you up and throw you on my futon?
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    these are good...keep em coming. still waiting for BATMON, JorgeLopez, and ...stein ??? to weigh in.
  • the3rdstreamthe3rdstream 1,980 Posts
    did you just not wax for a week to get that unibrow?
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    Can I take a nap in your cleavage???
  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    skull snaps...hot or not?
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