Proper English (or Sexually Focused)
prof_rockwell
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She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.She is not HALF NAKED - She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.She is not KINKY - She is a NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVEShe is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.She is not LOOSE - She is MORALLY IMPAIRED.She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
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