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Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
edited December 2005 in Strut Central
What do I wipe my ass with?

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  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts
    If you tuck in your shirt then you have your answer. Otherwise you shake with your right for a reason.


    Answers are all around you.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    I don't know, your hand?
  • anthonypearsonanthonypearson 2,442 Posts
    the back of your hand.
  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    What do I wipe my ass with?

    This?

    -e
  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    Once upon a time, I spent thirty-five days in the woods with no toilet paper. Smooth rocks work well, but twigs, pine cones, and snow are the best. Be careful about what twigs you use; pointy things don't feel very good.

    You all think I'm joking but I'm totally serious. Pine cones, man.
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts

    Which one of these records will make me dump the most blood?





  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    Co sign on the nature stuff
    Fern leefs are key


    use this though
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts

    Which one of these records will make me dump the most blood?






    Are you looking for a slow drip, a sweet queef, or a sudden burst?
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts

    Full on explosions are what I live for.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts

    Which one of these records will make me dump the most blood?






    Are you looking for a slow drip, a sweet queef, or a sudden burst?
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    prolly janco nilovic

    although the fourteen karat soul has some seriously weird shit going on for a later soul record

    Tom Ze might cause rorshacht stains on your pleated khakis

    but you have to hear the raer gospel behind the counter...

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts

    WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LYFE!?!
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts




    but you have to hear the raer gospel behind the counter...






    Yes, raer gospel out of Hartford, CT cleans out the intestines like nothing else for optimal wellness. Fuck a colonic hydrotherapist, Jonny has the cure for all of your bowel ailments!



  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    I have the feeling our boy Paycheeks "gambled and lost".
  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts


    but you have to hear the raer gospel behind the counter...


    Yes, raer gospel out of Hartford, CT cleans out the intestines like nothing else for optimal wellness. Fuck a colonic hydrotherapy specialist, Jonny has the cure for all of your bowel ailments!


    Since you appear to be on the Gospel train right now, have you heard the Andrea Vereen LP yet?
  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    Once upon a time, I spent thirty-five days in the woods with no toilet paper. Smooth rocks work well, but twigs, pine cones, and snow are the best. Be careful about what twigs you use; pointy things don't feel very good.

    You all think I'm joking but I'm totally serious. Pine cones, man.

    shouldnt that be in the "Last time I thought I was gonna die" Thread?
  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    I have the feeling our boy Paycheeks "gambled and lost".

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    a really cute girl was in here earlier and she said "i am going on a 5 day fast. And I am having my colon cleansed." No, I did not ask to help.

    Make of that what you will. Kinda TMI
  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    What do I wipe my ass with?



    Or, if you happened to be located in the Southwest, there's always...














  • flunkflunk 230 Posts
    What do I wipe my ass with?





    .....soft
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