Dude, My daughter is asleep in Miles' dog bed right now. Hilarity.
Dog ass is cleaner than human ass.Wait... no... that's "dog mouth is cleaner than human mouth."
Get her out of there dude! That thing smells like dog ass!
Get her out of there dude! That thing smells like dog ass! Never touch a sleeping kid!
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Get her out of there dude! That thing smells like dog ass!
Wait... no... that's "dog mouth is cleaner than human mouth."
My bad. Get 'er outta there!
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Yet the dog ass is cleaned meticulously by the dog mouth
I'm not sure where that leaves us
Mack, you gets no naptime in a dog basket, dogg!
Never touch a sleeping kid!
I think it's "Let sleeping kids in dog beds lie."