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NSFW??? (safe for work)

hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
edited November 2005 in Strut Central
Essplain this to me cause I dun understand, maybe cause I don't work. Anyhow, how is it you guyz can get in trouble for looking at boob-alie pics at work, yet not get in trouble for spending all day on soulstrut not working? I mean, what's the hell?

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  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    um, dude? if youre gonna say NSFW at least have the common courtesy to post naked boobies.

    sheesh. no class.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    beats me, but I suspect many higher ups are whittling away their days reading espn.com or www.morningstar.com or some BS





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    I'M VAKLEMPT.
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    um, dude? if youre gonna say NSFW at least have the common courtesy to post naked boobies.

    sheesh. no class.

    sorry

  • DocBeezyDocBeezy 1,918 Posts
    people walk by me and not really notice what I am doing, working or not, they really have no clue.

    If someone walks by and sees a boobie, it will be plain as DJ Day that it is a boobie and that I am not actually working, but looking to get a little jerkin going in the bathroom

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    people walk by me and not really notice what I am doing, working or not, they really have no clue.

    If someone walks by and sees a boobie, it will be plain as DJ Day that it is a boobie and that I am not actually working, but looking to get a little jerkin going in the bathroom


    OK, this makes sense.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    as long as my screen looks like a Windows environment is all good. Nobody is paying attention, they are all busy chatting online. God bless large corporations.
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    The quick answer is if someone comes by my desk and sees me on a message board they will think damn he is lazy. If they see boobs they will think damn he is a perv and i will get fired. They have zero tolerance for boobs, but a great deal of tolerance for being lazy.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    If someone walks by and sees a boobie, it will be plain as DJ Day that it is a boobie and that I am not actually working, but looking to get a little jerkin going in the bathroom



    HAHA!

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    They have zero tolerance for boobs, but a great deal of tolerance for being lazy.

    this is the kind of environment I would excell in.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    as long as my screen looks like a Windows environment is all good. Nobody is paying attention, they are all busy chatting online. God bless large corporations.


    I'm glad this holds true for the entire world and not just for lazy fat americanos.
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    Record posts is research.

    Titties are masturbatory.


    Sure, we all know it's one and the same. How about "titties without scars" day?
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    They have zero tolerance for boobs, but a great deal of tolerance for being lazy.

    this is the kind of environment I would excell in.


    TIME TO JOIN THE WORKFORCE, J*FF!
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    They have zero tolerance for boobs, but a great deal of tolerance for being lazy.

    this is the kind of environment I would excell in.


    TIME TO JOIN THE WORKFORCE, J*FF!

    for real though, all my cubicle jobs could smell non-productivity.
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    for real though, all my cubicle jobs could smell non-productivity.

    Yeah, that and something else.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    ROTFL COPTER ALERT!
  • DustbusterDustbuster 278 Posts

    If someone walks by and sees a boobie, it will be plain as DJ Day that it is a boobie and that I am not actually working, but looking to get a little jerkin going in the bathroom


    Just last week while I was in the bathroom at the office someone was moaning, and not the struggling "Show the turd who's boss" moaning either. It think the hand-to-peen combat is a little TOO common at offices, hence the "no-titty" policy.
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    for real though, all my cubicle jobs could smell non-productivity.

    Yeah, that and something else.


    I learned it by watching YOU, allright!
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    as long as my screen looks like a Windows environment is all good. Nobody is paying attention, they are all busy chatting online. God bless large corporations.


    I'm glad this holds true for the entire world and not just for lazy fat americanos.

    As a security measure, I recommend standing up every once in a while and walk the floor with some papers on hand. That and talking to your boss at least once a day.

    Human Resources: you can't touch me
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    I learned it by watching YOU, allright!

    I don't know if that's or what. Now here's your cigar box of hashish back.
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