Bleeding Out Of The Rectum

Otis_Funkmeyer

My nurse GF was telling me about this patient of hers who was literally shitting blood. Shamefully, the only thing I could think to ask was, "What record was he listening to?"

hcrink

coselmed

Where have you been hiding?

TheMack

"alchoholic, on toilets i shit blood"

schnipper

My nurse GF was telling me about this patient of hers who was literally shitting blood. Shamefully, the only thing I could think to ask was, "What record was he listening to?"

From my experience as a colitis addled middle schooler, it was most likely Black Flag - Damaged, Bikini Kill - Reject All American, or Bad Brains - Black Dots.

coselmed

From my experience as a colitis addled middle schooler, it was most likely Black Flag - Damaged, Bikini Kill - Reject All American, or Bad Brains - Black Dots.

Sorry, the pharma whore in me got a little chuckle from this one. I just did a new business pitch for a device that treats Crohn's disease/ulcerative colitis...Did they make you take steroids?

Reynaldo

"What record was he listening to?"

schnipper

From my experience as a colitis addled middle schooler, it was most likely Black Flag - Damaged, Bikini Kill - Reject All American, or Bad Brains - Black Dots.

Sorry, the pharma whore in me got a little chuckle from this one. I just did a new business pitch for a device that treats Crohn's disease/ulcerative colitis...Did they make you take steroids?

I guzzled Prednisone for three years until surgery. PM me for gorey details if you'd like!

Otis_Funkmeyer

Thanks for asking, T****, been lurking at work. Got a great new job as a mutual fund accountant at Morgan Stanley and tryin' not to F it up by posting too much. I've also been planning a trip to LA on Memorial Day Weekend, to visit Iron Monkey and any other strutters who want to get up.
I got to wish Raj's baby Mia a happy 1st birthday in person this saturday. Cute as the Dickens I tell you!! (post pics plaese Raj)

coselmed

Got a great new job as a mutual fund accountant at Morgan Stanley and tryin' not to F it up by posting too much.

Congratulations!

I used to know some folks who worked at MSDW; they said that their e-mail would automatically correct curse words and any websites with names that remotely suggest pornographic content was banned through their server...You are right to be cautious.

Tell A****n I said hello!

coselmed

I guzzled Prednisone for three years until surgery. PM me for gorey details if you'd like!

Man, they should have hooked it up with the Blessed Herbs Cleansing Kit.


(I've been waiting for a chance to share those pictures!)

BelgianWaffle

Man, they should have hooked it up with the Blessed Herbs Cleansing Kit.


(I've been waiting for a chance to share those pictures!)

Cot Dammmmmm!!!

are those f'real??

I've been meaning to do a colon cleaner program - but that scared the shit out of me!!! (pun intended)

hcrink

shish-kee-bobs?

SoulOnIce

However when I went in and handled my business I couldn't believe what I saw come out of me I was so shocked I actually called my female co-worker into the bathroom and begged her to look well she finally agreed and we were both at awe. Now that I have two more days to go I find myself more excited than I've ever been about having a bowel movement.

Thank you for such an awesome product.

wholewheat

"What record was he listening to?"

Sanguine stool softener for the saved.

BelgianWaffle

I feel truly "blessed" to have found this product...? After my three day pre-cleanse period, at about the 2nd day of my five day fast - you would not believe what started to come out of my body...[/b]

I am now passing[/b] this information to all of my friends and relatives who I believe will benefit from your cleansing kid[/b].

:WTFbloodstoolmelt:

Bsides

I guzzled Prednisone for three years until surgery. PM me for gorey details if you'd like!

Man, they should have hooked it up with the Blessed Herbs Cleansing Kit.


(I've been waiting for a chance to share those pictures!)

jesus christ! is that for real? Can you actually speak on the medical benefits of this? That looks scary! Have you done it yourself?

Cosmophonic

"What record was he listening to?"

I see you.

- J

djanna

I am a newly converted proponet of colonic hydrotherapy. Not for the squeamish, but if you feel the need for "cleansing" it will rock your world.

BelgianWaffle

I am a newly converted proponet of colonic hydrotherapy. Not for the squeamish, but if you feel the need for "cleansing" it will rock your world.

would you recommend the Bubonic Colonic?

Raystar

I am a newly converted proponet of colonic hydrotherapy. Not for the squeamish, but if you feel the need for "cleansing" it will rock your world.

highly recommended... it'll help your ciculation

Mr. Casual

I am a newly converted proponet of colonic hydrotherapy. Not for the squeamish, but if you feel the need for "cleansing" it will rock your world.

highly recommended... it'll help your ciculation

Yeah but honestly what do you feel like after

Raystar

Yeah but honestly what do you feel like after

Relaxed like you have never felt before... give your stomach a rest from always mashing up all the crap your eat... your sleep is like deep meditation... you become aware of your body and how it tells you what it needs... your blood flows better... I realized that I had a few more inches than I thought I had... I knocking on double digits door holmes... get that dick control like you had when you were 19... hair growing back... posture better... hearing better... face clearer... sence of smell better... clearer thinking... better sleep... clear eyes... I am already handsome but I looked even better!...

then again these are the results of going maybe 3 or 4 days of absolutely no eating, onll drinking your 64 ounces of distilled water...

mrmatthew

I am already handsome but I looked even better!...

handcorkscrew

Relaxed like you have never felt before... give your stomach a rest from always mashing up all the crap your eat... your sleep is like deep meditation... you become aware of your body and how it tells you what it needs... your blood flows better... I realized that I had a few more inches than I thought I had... I knocking on double digits door holmes... get that dick control like you had when you were 19... hair growing back... posture better... hearing better... face clearer... sence of smell better... clearer thinking... better sleep... clear eyes... I am already handsome but I looked even better!...

You sound like my spam emails.

Raystar

I first got into fasting by reading a book by Dick Gregory and then I met this girl who turned me on to a book called "Heal Thyself" by Queen Afua... yall know I dont get down with all the mystical stuff but cleansing your body is a real trip.

Delay

Thanks for asking, T****, been lurking at work. Got a great new job as a mutual fund accountant at Morgan Stanley and tryin' not to F it up by posting too much. I've also been planning a trip to LA on Memorial Day Weekend, to visit Iron Monkey and any other strutters who want to get up.
I got to wish Raj's baby Mia a happy 1st birthday in person this saturday. Cute as the Dickens I tell you!! (post pics plaese Raj)

S****, plaese no enemas on the way to montreal. raj's feet stink bad enough already. you focused??? cause you know i am.