Girls that like you but are weird about it. These are the worst.
Sometimes ill go to in-n-out, but beforehand ill ask my brother if he wants me to bring him back something. He always says no. Low and behold, i get back, unwrap my delicious burger, delicately spread peperoncinis throughout its moist, inviting form, and who is standing over my shoulder trying to look like he isnt devouring that shit with his eyes?
me: Yo broham you want a bite?
him: No, ill just have one of these stale bagels over here...
me: you sure?
(pregnant, uncomfortable pause) him: ok, just one bite.
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oh, you were talking about chicks. um, yeah, well, i still dont LIKE like you.
ps
you ever give any thought to deleting your own threads? just wondering.
Sometimes ill go to in-n-out, but beforehand ill ask my brother if he wants me to bring him back something. He always says no. Low and behold, i get back, unwrap my delicious burger, delicately spread peperoncinis throughout its moist, inviting form, and who is standing over my shoulder trying to look like he isnt devouring that shit with his eyes?
me: Yo broham you want a bite?
him: No, ill just have one of these stale bagels over here...
me: you sure?
(pregnant, uncomfortable pause)
him: ok, just one bite.
Sometimes i feel like an in-n-out burger.
AND YOU STAY THERE
yah, mmmm