OH MY GOD!
edith head
5,106 Posts
i think I want to be Mrs. Awww Damn Van Damme 
edith head
5,106 Posts
i think I want to be Mrs. Awww Damn Van Damme
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no definitely the uber-masculine tank top!
I figured it was a "bay thing." Now I know. Karate dudes are weird.
...and become Mrs. Awww Damn Vanlandingham
CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!![/b]
am i the only one that caught evander holyfield doing the charleston on that ballroom dance reality tv show? man that shit was niiice
Didn't Chuck Zito knock him out with one punch at a strip club in New York one night?
it's all about that last move, where he looks to be holding someone's head at crotch level.
who cares chuck zito is mad corny. Van damm has many classic movies under his belt.
my ultimate movie would be a sequel to double impact co-starring steven segal and steven segal would have a twin too. I want to call it double double impact impact. And finally these two cinematic legends can share screen time together.
And together they will do many jump kicks.
hilarious!
walker texas ranger is my shit! easily the best bad show on television.
Yes, at Scores.
kickboxer ... yes, thats right.
Ms Damn,
YOU NAAAAAAAASTY!!!!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
since you have actually seen it, can you confirm that this is from a scene in kickboxer where van damme:
1) walks into a bar
2) gets drunk
3) starts dancing
?
yes.
My homie and his girlfriend parited with him one night in Hollywood and you definately do not want to have his babies. Somehow they had all done GHB and were at my friends apartment. He started talking some shit about how he wanted to have sex with the girl and when my friend told him he couldn't Van Dam says that he liked to watch them have sex and materbate. They refused that too, so he just whipped it out and started masterbating on his own. Apparently he has a very small penis, is what Im saying.
what sort of music was it that they were dancing to so enthusiastically?
I actually don't remember.
hell yea. exact same thing i thought of.
heck yeah dudicoff!
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send off moments.
so he was all like "hey man,i set those records down there,they are mine.. " and i was all like "dudicoffph!!!"
speechless
Don't you just hate it when someone cops your moves wholesale.
GROSS! but i am also not surprised.
... someone bring back that phrase "Van Damme!"
I agree, can we get an icon
listen to the fashion
i think I want to be Mrs. Awww Damn Van Damme
My homie and his girlfriend parited with him one night in Hollywood and you definately do not want to have his babies. Somehow they had all done GHB and were at my friends apartment. He started talking some shit about how he wanted to have sex with the girl and when my friend told him he couldn't Van Dam says that he liked to watch them have sex and materbate. They refused that too, so he just whipped it out and started masterbating on his own. Apparently he has a very small penis, is what Im saying.
I know from experience that GHB will make you horny like that shiiittt..wasn't he a porn actor before he became famous?