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yo mama's so ugly

deejdeej 5,125 Posts
edited June 2006 in Strut Central
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

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  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts

    I'm talkin to YOU
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,630 Posts
    snaps are played
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    Just cuz you got rejected from that shitty MTV show doesn't mean you have to give up. I have faith in you, really.
  • crossingscrossings 946 Posts
    yo mama's so ugly, even rice krispies won't talk to her!
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    your mom's so ugly she makes onions cry
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.
  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    your mama is so fat she has smaller fat ladies orbiting her
  • crossingscrossings 946 Posts
    the infamous...


    YO MAMA'S AN ASTRONAUT!!!
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Yo mama's got electric titty bulbs.
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
  • HEATSEEKERHEATSEEKER 12 Posts
    yo mama's a platinum rapper.....she wrap a million buritos!
  • LamontLamont 1,089 Posts
    the neighbours broke in the house to close the curtains
  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    Dis is yo mama.


    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

    Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

    Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

    Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

    Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

    Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

    Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

    Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

    Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

    Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

    Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

    Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

    Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

    Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

    Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

    Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

    Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

    Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

    Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

  • gruntgravelgruntgravel 559 Posts
    Yo mama's so ugly, her butthole is her most attractive attribute.
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    Dis is yo mama.



  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    Dis is yo mama.




    For those that don't know.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Your mama's so ugly she posted on soulstrut and lonely record nerds DIDN'T PM her.....
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    Your mama's so fat she puts mayonnaise on advil.
  • tripledoubletripledouble 7,636 Posts
    Dis is yo mama.




    For those that don't know.


    wow. i wonder who she voted for in 2004



    ya momz is so strong she gargles peanut butter

    and she so dumb that she thought eyeball was a game

    and a dustpan was for frying dirt


    shes so ugly the doctor smacked her in the face when she was born
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    I made this one up over the weekend.

    your moma is so fat she needs to lay down on the bed to put a hat on.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    I hear that under your mom's third or fourth chin is a tattoo that says "BORN TO ROLL."
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Dis is yo mama.



    She looks like her breath stank.
  • tuneuptuneup 586 Posts
    yo mama so fat that when she dances she makes the band skip....
  • shakezula808shakezula808 92 Posts
    Your Mother Is So Scrofulous Her Countenance Actuates Contempt Amongst The Urchins!

  • paulnicepaulnice 924 Posts


    Your moms armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got Buckwheat in a headlock.
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    ya mamas so ugly soulstrut will hate on her before they even see her.
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