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Well, no videos but here is a little more humor.<br /> <br /> Last night I'm hanging out with two friends who are Djing on a bar patio. I'm having my 7-up with a splash of bitters and taking records with the Dj when a girl walks up and asks if she can, "freak out." <br /> <br /> My friend says, "okay."<br /> <br /> So she start freaking out, tattooed limbs moving around and no big deal. Then she starts looking at me and doing dances that have names like the cooking dance (acting like she is cooking), the shopping cart, the sprinkle head and so on. I'm impressed so I say, "what about the lawn mower?" Then, she looks at me over her shoulder and drunkenly says, "what about the woman and mann lawn mowerrr" as she starts moving my way. At which point I pick up the bar stool between us, angle it at her, and say, "what about the lionn tamerrr!"<br /> <br /> And we all laughed together.
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