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I hate when A*ex, the guy who occupies the locker next to mine, is constantly asking me things like "does this look infected" or "how'd I get this scratch on my leg" or "could you hold this?" or just straight out shrieking as he tries to get me to look at his perplexingly huge, happily dangling penis. He's like a zoo animal waiting to be fed. And when I do occasionally placate him with a simple, "Nice cock Al@x", he always asks to see mine. Not a bad guy though.
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