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<blockquote>My ex used to have spaces between her teeth, not nearly as bad as Wayne's though. We were doing something that involved rope one time (nothing kinky, perverts) and I said "oh look, it's your dental floss."<br /><br />She was a shit-talker like me so she took it in stride. </blockquote><br /><br />HAHAHA! One time I was out with an old girlfriend and there were buffalo wings involved (nothing kinky, perverts) and she told me that her mom can just put a wing in her mouth and strip it right down to the bone. Without thinking I said "your dad's a lucky man" to which I got "WHAT?" ..."oh uhhh, I said that's awesome".
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