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Birdman...<b,121<b,121</font1<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font1<h,121<b,121 This shit about people throwing the letters away is just the dumbest thing I have ever heard! <b,121<b,121<h,121</blockquote><font class="post"1 <b,121<b,121Of course it is. In the entire history of your thoughts and experiences, throwing out jury duty letters is the very pinnacle of stupidity. <b,121<b,121Sounds reasonable. No rhetoric there!<b,121<b,121Plaese to pour yourself another glass of teh tap water. Don't worry: it's safe!<b,121<b,121</font1<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font1<h,121<b,121 Jesus Christ, <b>no wonder the country is the way it is. Dumbshits can't be expected to do the smallest thing they are REQUIRED BY LAW to do</b1 <b,121<b,121<h,121</blockquote><font class="post"1<b,121<b,121You're right, Birdman.<b,121<b,121ATTENTION STRUTTERS: You will listen to your government and do all that is asked of you without question. Your country depends on you. <b,121<b,121BE REMINDED THAT THE FOLLOWING MUST BE AVOIDED AS <b>REQUIRED BY LAW</b1: jaywalking, smoking marijuana, speeding just slightly above posted speed limits, performing illegal u-turns, downloading music, movies, TV shows, software, etc. that you have not paid for.<b,121<b,121<b>DO NOT QUESTION THE FOLLOWING </b1:<b,121<b,121Our 2-party political system that engenders a weak democracy and stifles honest public discourse. This has no bearing on why our country is the way it is, and neither does the following:<b,121<b,121The military industrial complex and the state of perpetual war. (Attn: Prospective Ballers: Buy them defence company stocks y'all!!) <b,121<b,121Our hyper-consumerist culture and the corporate control of global capital.<b,121<b,121The rising rates of obesity, currently at 25% and rising dramatically--not to be confused with overweight rates, which are at 66% (!!) and also rising dramatically. It's okay. We're on it.<b,121<b,121Our gun laws (hi, murder victims!). Investment/credit laws (hi, fanny mae and enron!), the electoral college (hi mr gore!), endless TV commercials convincing you that you have a disease/syndome/abnormality/disability/disorder/disfunction (hi, you!)<b,121<b,121NONE OF THE ABOVE HAVE ANY BEARING ON "WHY OUR COUNTRY IS THE WAY IT IS" <b,121<b>ONLY JURY DUTY DODGERS HAVE ANY BEARING ON THE CURRENTLY DEPLORABLE STATE OF THE NATION</b1<b,121<b,121</font1<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font1<h,121<b,121 I bet you'd be the first in line to whine when the city/state/Fed does something to cut funding for some charity you support, but you can't find the time to do the minimum. <b,121<b,121<h,121</blockquote><font class="post"1<b,121<b,121The American Cancer Society does not receive any funding from any level of gov't. It never has, and I'm cool with it because I know tax dollars are being spent responsibly on far more important things, like defence. More money should be funneled to support a fully operational national defence strategy.<b,121<b,121The country is perfect, but for those pesky jury duty dodgers.<b,121<b,121</font1<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font1<h,121<b,121 Jesus Christ, <b>no wonder the country is the way it is. Dumbshits can't be expected to do the smallest thing they are REQUIRED BY LAW to do</b1 <b,121<b,121<h,121</blockquote><font class="post"1<b,121<b,121pffft. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/walkawaysonfinal.gif" alt="" 21
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