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Man this thread makes me feel old, I still say most of this stuff except cattywampus. "Jesus H. Christ" is a popular one with me, usually followed by someone asking what the H stands for. I always say Horace, why I don't know. "Onions" is standard replacement for testicles. "I'm wrestling with my nephew the other day and he caught me right in the onions, Jesus H. Christ that hurt like the dickens". "Hurt like the dickens" is another one, I copied that off a kid on my high school football team and have been using it ever since. He said it better though, had a southern drawl he did. One day my pops and I were hanging aluminum siding on his garage, and we were having a difficult time with one corner piece. It was an afternoon full of cursing and spitting up to this point, and I was looking forward to being done. It took us a couple of tries with his corner piece, with a couple of mistakes, and finally we thought we had it hung right. My dad steps back, takes a look, and shrieks "JESUS H. CHRIST, IT'S AS CROOKED AS KELSEY'S NUTS". I was laughing so hard I had to hide since he was in an Irish rage at this point. Later on I asked him where he pulled that one out of since I never heard it before, and all he said was "Did I say that? I have no idea."

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