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My last girlfriend was a massage therapist/acupuncturist, I had the cupping done a couple of times too.  Did your therapist just twist the jars on your body or did he/she light a match into the jar first?<br /><br />One time she was doing an acupuncture treatment on my shoulder and when she went to leave the room for the half hour or forty five minutes I told her I was cold, so she grabbed a blanket and wrapped me up a bit.  Ok, now I'm comfortable.  Ever get an acupuncture treatment?  It makes me fart, something to do with the Qi moving around and bad energy leaving the body or something like that.  Plus, you can't really move with all the needles in you so you just have to lay there instead of jumping up and flapping the smell out of the room with a pillow.<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headz.gif" alt="" />  So after a little while I'm wrapped up in this blanket and let a couple out, and now it's getting to the point where she should be coming back into the room.  So I let out the biggest one of all, and sure enough I hear her coming up the steps.  Damn.  She came in the room, I'm laughing a bit, she says something like "oh no, you were farting weren't you" then takes the blanket off and gets smacked over the head with the heaviest dutch oven in creation.  Poor thing.

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