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<blockquote>On the subject of taking a piss. this dude was leaning on his white Benz the other night, taking a piss RIGHT ONTO a pretty big street. As we passed by his car, he was smiling with his dick out. Not cool. </blockquote><br /><br />When I used to work in underground construction we'd be parked at a manhole location for the bulk of the day. We had one of those work trucks where you can walk around the back of the truck, kind of a big van I guess. Anyway, since we were parked there the whole day and my partner and I would both average a gallon of water drank a day we'd have to pee a lot. So we drilled a hole through the floor of the van and bought a long funnel, then ran a hose off the end of the funnel and through the floor. Every day we'd fill it with ice and clean it with industrial degreaser plus alcohol. <br /><br />We ran the hose to the middle of the undercarraige so to anyone who saw it just looked like the truck was leaking fluid (which I guess it was). The best was when we'd be working on a street that had a nice incline to it, we'd have races to see whose pee could go the furthest.<br /><br />We also use 32 oz Gatorade bottles, and stand in the doorway of the truck. You can put your action into the wide mouth of the bottle and rest the whole thing on something and then make it look like you're reading a newspaper or something. People drive by me all the time while I'm taking a piss and no one knows it, I'm nice like that.<br /><br />You ever drive down a street and see someone working in one of these <img src="http://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/pavoreal/images/bx52-1159-sm.jpg" alt="" /> but all of the sides are enclosed so you can only see the guy from the waist up? Well, if you're on Long Island and the guy works for V***zon and it's summertime, it's a safe bet his pants are down around his ankles and he's working half-naked. Industry secret revealed. One guy even carried on a conversation with a customer who was yelling questions up to him from the street, and he answered every one of them without flinching while he took a shit in his bucket.<br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/know.gif" alt="" /><br /><br />I turn my lights off in my bathroom.
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