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<blockquote>one of my co-workers, while talking to her, revealed that she still produced milk in her boobs. her kid is prob over a year old. she then proceeded to take a breast out, and squeeze a nipple. sure enough....<br /><br /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nagl2.gif" alt="" /> </blockquote><br />Should've whipped out a shotglass and had a party.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I was out to dinner recently with an uncomfortably large group of friends and acquantainces, and a couple of young sub-5 children who didn't belong there especially considering they were out on their family's boat the entire day. The kids were going to be cranky, one of them already looked tired and it really wasn'ta good idea to have them there, even though they are very well behaved.<br /><br />Anyway, a few minutes after we sit down the youngest (who is sitting directly across from me) starts grogging out and just puts his head down and goes to sleep. It was cute, the other two were quiet and we all had a nice dinner.<br /><br />After we eat everyone is relaxing and ordering coffee when the young one (I'm sure he had a name, but it escapes me) starts to wake up. While he's stirring I'm having a conversation with his dad (who is sitting right next to him) about how fly my Tommy Bahama shirt is and where he can get them for cheap since his was wack and had stains on it. The dad, in mid-sentence, goes to lift up the young boy to put him on his lap when I notice the boy's pants are SOAKED. My first thought was "how the hell is he still wet from the boat?" then I realized he pissed himself while he was sleeping. As I was the first to notice, my natural duty was to blurt out "Yo the kid pissed his pants" to the dad.<br /><br />The dad promptly went "Whoa, here yo go honey" and passed the drippy kid right across the table to his astonished wife, then while he was wiping down himself and the table he asked me "where's Nordstrom Rack again? Old Country Road? They got the good shit there?". <br /><br />It all was pretty endearing, but I was stunned by how much piss this kid produced so I was temporarly speechless.
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