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<blockquote><blockquote> <blockquote> Actually some djs recognized my JBs shirt last night and someone else asked me if I just arrived at the bar from a breakdancing session, LOL! </blockquote><br />Were you all sweaty or something? </blockquote><br /> <img src="http://www.howtostretch.com/homepageplow.jpg" alt="" /> <br /><br /><br />YES. FROM TRYING TO SMELL MY OWN BALLS. </blockquote><br />My man is putting in way too much effort. I usually just give myself a good rub and cup my face, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/krusty.gif" alt="" /> <br />you can pull a muscle doing that yoga shit and try explaining that one to the boys at the water cooler. <br /><br />"What's the matter Sween, you're walking all crookedstyle"<br /><br />"I was trying to smell my balls last night and threw my legs back way too quickly, now my back is mangled".<br /><br />"So how'd they smell?"<br /><br />"Ask your wife".<br /><br /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/the_mack.gif" alt="" /><br /><br /><br />That's how it would go in my eyes, but we don't have a water cooler as it was summarily broken in the Great Brawl of '03.<br /><br /><br /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/know.gif" alt="" />
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