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<blockquote><blockquote>I once seen a drunk girl quietly throw up on the floor of the bus home after a night on the town <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fire.gif" alt="" /> </blockquote><br /><img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" /> </blockquote><br /><br />You should take a ride on the Babylon branch of the Long Island Railroad on a late weekend night leaving Penn Station, specifically the 2:30am train. It used to be worthy of comment if a ride on that train didn't have a fight, people damn near fucking, or somebody throwing up somewhere and it was only a 40 minute ride to my stop.<br /><br /><br />One time some early-40's guy offered me 20 bucks to play More Than A Feeling by Boston (while we were setting up before the party), which I politely told him I didn't have. He told me to keep the 20 anyway, then hung by the bar and got wasted all night. Later on he kept screaming "BOSTOOOOON" at the top of his lungs (this is near 2am at this point) and when one of my friends told him to relax the guy screamed "BOSTOOOOON" right in his face. My boy cracked him in the jaw as soon as he finished yelling, then went to grab his head to slam it into the bar when he pulls the guy's toupee right off his head. The world's biggest Boston fan ran right out the bar without the toupee, then we all took turns wearing it for the rest of the night.<br /><br />I can't count how many times I've seen girls giving dudes head or trying to jerk off some limp-dicked crackhead in Roxy, Twilo, and Tunnel. Same shit with guys on guys too.<br /><br />I ain't even gonna bring up the shit I've seen at the gay parties in NYC, this board is definitely not ready.<br /><br />Saw a girl get straight robbed in Roxy because she was high as a kite trying to sell E pills, back in '95. She has a little crowd together around her, with a guy I know in the group and her bag of shit is ON THE GROUND and he's haggling at her throwing numbers and confusing the shit out of her. Another guy from Brooklyn comes right up behind her, reaches between her legs and snatches the goods in one fell swoop, 100-200 pills gone like that.
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