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<blockquote>"Computer Love." My alarm tone is Bone Thug's "First Of The Month" for that "wake up...wake up...wake up...wake up..." but it's starting to get pretty damn annoying. </blockquote> Haha man I wake up to Paycheck's Impalaville cd, and it's starting to get creepy hearing dude's voice first thing in the morning. It'll start at 6am, ol' girl grunts and says something like "turn that off" and I'm like "nah baby that's my friend, I don't wanna interrupt him." I was at a table full of gentlemen playing cards recently, discussing a wide range of topics from investments, sports, boating, cooking, and other extracurricular pursuits of my demographic. One young buck who doesn't sit with us too often suddenly piped in with "Oh my god, I downloaded this AWESOME ringtone the other day". Poor kid. Another time I was discussing strategy at my job with the other members of the Village People (Hi Herm), when the pathetic one of us who we all love to hatt on suddenly received a phone call. It was some girl 10 years his junior whom he was chasing around, and her interest in speaking to him was trumpeted by the strains of "Yooooou, had meee, at hellllooooo" sung by a man named Kenny Chesney. When we all stared at him blankly his response was a defensive and red-faced "WHAT, it's Kenny fucking Chesney assholes". Personally I like a ridiculously loud and standard phone ring.

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