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<blockquote>See the thing is I have the girlfriend bench. I have the pseudo park bench with the table and some fly magazines and the village voice and a fucking WATER COOLER</blockquote><br /><br />I know your problem, you don't have any padding on the bench. No one sits on a park bench for more than a half hour unless they're homeless or carrying around their own overstuffed ass. A lot of the girls who come into your shop probably have these little skinny butts that hurt after a few minutes of sitting on that uncomfortable thing, so they get all whiny and at that point a water cooler can be full of chardonnay and all the magazines can be full of huge dicks wearing nice shoes and it wouldn't make a difference. Throw some pads on that bitch.<br /><br />Last time I was there I bought a plate from Mama's down the block and ate it in my car before I came in because the seats are more comfortable. I'm not about to catch a hemmoroid over a plate of chicken.
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