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<blockquote> <br />his thing was too short and some chick with an overbite caused an accident? </blockquote><br />This is one of the few things ever written on here that made me "laugh out loud".<br /><br /><br />I have no advice on how to get through your workday though, sorry Drewn. <br /><br />I get through mine by talking to myself, making prank phone calls from random phone lines that i have access too, tanning, playing catch, visiting my partner Quiet Steve in whatever yard he's working in and talking his ear off b/c I know it annoys him, making phone calls, sending pictures to Daze, gambling, reading a couple newspapers, lifting weights, beatboxing over the walkietalkie, visiting my girls at three different Starbucks, stretching.<br /><br />Learn these terms for going to the bathroom, and rotate them:<br />"I gotta go...<br />-drop a deuce<br />-take the Cosby kids to their swimming lesson (a remix of the classic 'drop the kids at the pool')<br />-call Shoshanna<br />-feed the gator/fish/chipmunks<br />-test the plumbing<br />-finish dinner<br />-marinate some steaks<br />-think<br />
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