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I rolled up to a house once to do a job on the phone cables running through the backyards. I knocked on the door to let the people know I'd be working in the yard, but no one answered which I thought was weird since there was a car in the driveway, and one directly in front of the house with a warm hood, and it was a little after noon on a weekday. Whatever, I figure they just don't want to answer the door.<br /><br />Opened the gate to walk into the back and heard what I thought were cats fighting in the house. Kept on going and realized real quick that it was two people going at it, loud and proud. I started working, minding my own business, finally they stopped a few minutes later. I had to walk back to the street to get something from my truck and was out there when dude left the house, in a suit and tie to head back to work. He didn't really look at me, kind of tried to avoid making eye contact with me actually. I'm thinking "sweet, dude came home for a nooner with wifey". Now I head back to the door and knock again, this time she answers in a robe. I tell her I'm going back to do some work, she says no problem and shuts the door.<br /><br />The next morning I'm back on the block to work two houses down from them, and see two cars in the driveway again but one of them wasn't there the day earlier. I'm sitting there eating breakfast when the front door opens, some new guy walks out, gives wifey a kiss, goes and picks up his paper off the lawn and leaves for work. <br /><br />Wifey was having an affair the day before!!!
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