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<blockquote> Would you:<br /><br />Go ahead tell the most annoying person to eat they mama's dick?<br /><br />Go ahead and slap that hot new bitch on the ass?<br /><br />Come in at 3:00 everyday, blunted as fuck and talk to yourself?<br /><br />Dick around on Soul Strut?<br /><br />All of the above?<br /><br />Other _________? </blockquote><br /><br />The only thing on this list that I don't do at work is dick around on SoulStrut, although the ass-slap works in reverse and I rarely come in blunted anymore. Crystal (Tony Feta Cheese's ex-wife) slapped my ass the other day, told me she was "divorced now", and I told her I'm getting a harrassment case ready for her. Oh, and I've never told someone to "eat they mamas dick", but I told Don Jesus (Born again Xian) that I was going to "smack the lip off his face for him" (he has Jagger lips). <br /><br />Some of your jobs must be fucking boring as hell, but i guess there's not much you can do about that.<br /><br />Last week they asked me if I was interested in a promotion to foreman, that shit would be hysterical. <br /><br />
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