Soul Strut

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One night I was out at the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas, maybe 6 years ago. Me and maybe 3 friends were all at one bar, on the far right end of the bar just taking it all in because I couldn't believe how much unattainable eye candy was in there. Anyway, all of a sudden security comes over and moves us away a few feet while they put out this velvet rope to cordon off a little area. So we move back and all of a sudden it was like a big fake-titty magnet got placed inside those ropes, because all of the silicon in Vegas surrounded us waiting for whoever was coming there to show up. Me, three knuckleheads, and 50 or so porn-star looking women in this one little area. I thought I was tripping. Then we see this tall dude in a black cowboy hat and leather vest making his way through the crowd and realized it was Rodman making his way over to that spot. It was the most surreal thing I've ever seen. Dude is just standing there leaning against the wall maybe 6 feet behind the rope, and all these women (and four lucky males) are just standing there smiling at him, waving, shaking their tits, and jockeying for position. Dude is surveying the throng in thongs, and then I realize he's looking over at us. He gives us an "I got it like that" look and looks away. I look at the one woman next to me, lean over and say something incredibly stupid like "Hi". She looked right at me and made some sort of undiscernable noise and looked back at Rodman. My friends and I eventually got crowded out and went gambling.

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