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<blockquote> Drunken starngers, I am through with you and your bullshit. I humbly submit the following conversation as all the evidence I will ever need:<br /><br />(me and my friend talking about the play I just saw him acting in, when)<br /><br />stranger DUDE: Hey (waddles between me and friend)<br /><br />me: um hi<br /><br />he: yeah sorry, i'm a character.<br /><br />me: oh yeah?<br /><br />he: enter "the character"! (chuckles)<br />yeah i'm a character at midnight (eyes trying hard to focus)<br /><br />me: well that's a good time to be one<br /><br />he: that's how it is you know, (burp), when you come from...<br />i'm from new york, originally, you know<br /><br />me: wow, really (haven't heard about new york before)<br /><br />he: pfft (hic) nothing like it, not like boston<br /><br />freind: boston's a lot mellower<br /><br />he: like fuckin' qualudes (laughs hysterically)<br />qualude city, that's right<br /><br />(a long "please leave" pause in the converstaion)<br /><br />he: boston's a great city to write in<br /><br />me: i wouldn't know, i'm not much of a writer<br /><br />he: yeah i could write some great shit, if someone else did the script, you know what i mean?<br /><br />me: uhm..<br /><br />he: i got stories in my mind that most people couldn't (burp) couldn't (stifles burp) couldn't dream about.<br /><br />me: wow, that's totally cool. totally<br /><br />--after all of this we thankfully get interuppted by a bum asking for cash, a cigarette, anything man, to which i reply that sorry, but my woman has taken all my money giving me the excuse to walk inside-----<br /><br />the man apologizes for butting in on our conversation, as if. </blockquote><br /><br />You should have tried to lift his wallet.
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