Gary
Gary
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when i first saw her on the grammy's or something i was convinced it was marilyn manson doing an impersonation of a female. Yes! I had the very same thought today... that she looks like marilyn manson... also, when was the last time you heard fro…
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M. Her statement that we are "better as friends, for now" would perhaps make a little more sense.
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LOL... well done, guys, well done!
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Invest in Beefsteak Mines.
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YO.
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I do sometimes exclaim "JESUS H CRIPPLED CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!" but usually only around my wife, as that could be considered a tad bit offensive in polite society.
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From W.C. Fields: Sufferin' sciatica!
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oh yeah, zach is funny.
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To me, WC Fields was the funniest person to ever grace god's green earth. With Louie Anderson a close second?? I'm not really familiar with his catalogue.
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To me, WC Fields was the funniest person to ever grace god's green earth.
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ME. They have the same comedians in Maine as they do everywhere else. Haha, touche!
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ME.
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It's not the only thing I wonder about. I had airline miles that were going to expire so I used them to subscribe to some magazines. I put Harpers on the list on a whim, even though I had never read it. I was baffled when the first issues showed…
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I hate the host's voice, accent, manner of speaking, everything about the host makes me cringe. He sounds like an rambling alcoholic.
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No. Me not mad. Me just know that u a cornball. hahahahahahaha
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shut up, virgin.
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Actually, Matt Potter is the gay singer. Read up on your read ups. Oh shit, I was just fucking around!! LMAO!! Wow :mindmeld: Did that seriously just pop out of your head? That's pretty f*cking funny. I made that fucking name up on the spot. …
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Nah dude. OWN that shit! You're Zeon Railey: you love Groucho Marx and old records and you're into writing. That shit's dope to nerdy girls. You just need to work your niche demographic and you'll be having some mad awkward sex with nerdy girls …
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PUCCINI. Line up in it.
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS ASAP. In fact, invite her to join. You need to make this happen. My entertainment depends on it.
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Just ask yourself how much that whole situation hurts you. I've been there before and hanging around with a girl that doesn't really want you while you are fiending for here is nagl. If you get along, fine, but from your posts it seems that your lov…
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You need more man friends. If you have man friends then you need to start going out with them. You need man friends who will call you a pussy to your face and goad you into talking to chicks. You need to find your balls and assert your masculinit…
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Next time she calls you need to remind her that you are a man and you have man needs. she sees you as a girlfriend with a penis, so next time she calls and she's like "hey buddy, how ya doin?" you say: "I've got blue balls like my name was Papa Fu…
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You need to involve alchohol in your life more. You start getting some strange and you'll forget all about this other chick until she's practically begging for the whole manchilada con carne.
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Honey why is this sock all crusty? Oh- that's, uh, that's just my polymer sock... yeah! I'm confused. I thought you played Banjo at the VA Hospital?? Virginia has more than 1 hospital, you know.
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Honey why is this sock all crusty? Oh- that's, uh, that's just my polymer sock... yeah!
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Rock, I'm confused. I thought you ran a record store or something.
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I used to say coke, but now I say soda.
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just when this thread was getting boring.
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"This record is a one off. Listen. NO BELLS."