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  • my old[/b] girlfriend wanted me to quit that's what you do.
  • blazing is a ''special'' well earned time to congradulate myself. this is key
  • i've been smoking weed pretty much daily since i moved out on my own. i've been trying to stop, or at least cut back to once a week or so, but the shit has got me by the balls. seriously, whoever says marijuana is non-addictive is kidding themselv…
  • http://www.patternbased.com/artists/mallard/demo.mp3 sm-57 on snare sm-57 where OH usually is, aimed at hi-hat akg c3000b on kick recorded in a mostly open basement with a cement wall directly behind me i'm better off mixing drums than i am playin…
  • something i found interesting (especially for those dudes into minimalist micing techniques). i've heard the flaming lips did soft bulletin and yoshimi all with one room mic, compressed to hell. i've never been able to recreate the sound they got, …
  • heres what i was able to get out of two shitty low-end Shure mics, my drum set, and a good room...one mic overhead, one in the kick: http://www.boomspeed.com/fannywagon/drum36.mp3 (i get a little sloppy at one point) another clip, same set-up: …
  • i bolded the important parts. i don't know why it's coming up as a dead-link, though. maybe something against deep-linking, dunno. if you copy and paste into your browser it works.
  • dudes, i dont mean to ruin your hemaphrofun, but check the source on that graemlin a href="http://www.patternbased.com/artists/mallard[/b">/temp/images/cruise.jpg]http://www.patternbased.com/artists/mallard[/b]/temp/images/cruise.jpg I GOTS…
  • I am an avid Manute Bol collector and historian
  • mallard - that meist file is nice! i love shit that i would never make but i like a lot. pretty unique. you never know my beatmaker friend. sometimes the samples make the beats themselves and lead you to places you'd never, even in your wildest dr…
  • when i received my turntables they were in the OG boxes. everything was cool.
  • On the left hand side of the screen, in the "Search Options" box, you can set it so it only searches for items in a certain price range. (I don't know if that helps solve your specific problem.) no. nothing is checked over there. but your ball…
  • I love threads like this. Other people's problems rule! you're right. this would've been better served in the_Mack.com's advice column.
  • roommate just got home. ill spit it to him once the mistress vacates.
  • we had a fire once and everyone was going crazy and running around like you do when your house is ablaze. and she just sat. on the couch. watching tv. never heard a word from her. Sounds to me like she has the balls in the house. Go make her som…
  • Depriving yourself of smoke and YYZ because of your roomies' girl is dawg, im not talking about listening. im talking about living. we have like 2 drum sets that i'd love to get better acquainted with, but can't because girlie's face will melt…
  • when i first bought my house, back in july of 1999, i had an old friend move in with me to rent out my downstairs room. things were really cool for the first two years, while we dated a bunch of different girls, started a couple bands, smoked a mil…
  • jdeez wins. I still think you should order some hookers, you never know mallard. Check craigslist. i will consider. seriously tho, i just got back from the PO across the street and i walk in and shes sprawled out in the living room, …
  • you pay rent. she doesn't. cygnus x-1 yer fuckin' heart out. if this is the general consensus, OK then. but what do i do about it? the girl is a legitimate "princess", and believes the world revolves around her. my roommate is totally under her…
  • I love living with people. So long as they respect our place and I can get a good nights sleep I say the more the merrier. I know not all people share that opinion. If the situation were flipped would you want your boy telling you your girl was over…
  • if he's not there, she shouldn't be either. this is my philosophy, but i've never had a steady girl ( ) dudes w/wifeys, this is a legit rule, non?
  • http://www.myspace.com/mallardmallard is my music one.
  • i have a copy im willing to part with. pm or [email]cfarrow@patternbased.com[/email] if still interested.
    in I WANT Comment by mallard January 2006
  • i thought this would be about the new text-messaging sex services i see advertised all over tv now.
  • I was gonna ask how you guys mix or what you use for monitors. zBoth you guys have clean sound. My shit is dirty.. I just mix on some old speakers not really monitors. Also..please describe the triton thing. This was all samples... we hav…
  • hedwhip is great. holiday fun. this sade beat is nice as well. i'm not a big fan of that triton-type rimmalongadingdong and the kick hits at an awkward frequency on my consumer grade sub. the intro is very sick tho.
  • whaddya think? trash that guitar! guitar hatter!