Secret_Chimp
Secret_Chimp
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Some of my best dj experiences have been at weddings. Granted, they were all my friends' weddings, and they specifically asked to hear "my" music. However.. about 6 or 7 years ago when I was living in Bellingham, WA I got a job for this wedding dj…
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I went to a free show in the park tonight featuring DC Go-Go legend Chuck Brown, with DJ $mall ??hange opening. I was talking with $?? and friends when this little girl who was probably about 7 or 8 years old walks up and asks, "So when's the real m…
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I think a lot of girls say it's their birthday, but it really isn't. One night I had something like 5 or 6 chicks tell me it was their birthday. Seriously, I want to make a t-shirt that says "NO REQUESTS" on the front, and "BEEYOTCH!" on the back. …
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This girl was skanky as hell. Those are my favorite kind! Believe me, this girl was SKANKY. And as soon as she stepped away from me these 2 vultures immediately swooped in on her, and poof! She was gone.
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The Village People - "Sex Over The Phone"
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Where's this dude's church? I am THERE.
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speaking of "Body Heat"...anybody ever seen "James Brown Future Shock"...the Soul Train-style tv show he hosted right around the time "body heat" was out? it's so crazy...i wish i still had my vhs copy...people were basically breakdancing on there i…
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Well happy birthday anyways!
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Thanks y'all! And happy b-day to you too, $$$bin! Having a pretty nice day, too. Got some good news from the publishers and found a couple nice records.
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32 on Tuesday the 28th. perhaps there's a correlation between Aries and record nerdery.
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Some kids got involved in a riot and got a beatdown for their troubles. Its no big deal. This footage does not contain the earlier bit that was shown on the UK news of the soilders being stoned outside of the compound. You can't throw rocks at p…
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Jesus.
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Those look cool.. Have you seen this website? http://www.milliondollardisco.com/index.html Scroll down and check out the mix by Dimitri, it's great. Lots of other downloadable disco mixes on there too. That site is really great. I would be int…
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Those look cool.. Have you seen this website? http://www.milliondollardisco.com/index.html Scroll down and check out the mix by Dimitri, it's great. Lots of other downloadable disco mixes on there too.
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That's a pretty funny story! Not that you got mugged, but that the dude fell down and you got all your stuff back. Maybe you should try to find out what kind of criminal record the dude has. If you discover that he repeatedly commits violent crimes…
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Well, I ain't never been locked up, but I do go to the DC jail pretty often to meet with my law firm's clients. One thing I can tell you is that place is TOTALLY FUCKED UP. It's way overcrowded, it stinks to high hell, toilets don't work, you get a …
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I still can't get over Tony talking with that other accent in the dream sequences. Fucking hilarious!
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A "Post your worst roommate nightmare story" thread would be cool. Ahh.. here we go. There's a girl in my house (moving out this week) who is beyond disgusting. I cleaned out the kitchen cabinets a couple of weeks ago and on her shelf there was a …
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I've realized what a neat freak I am ever since I moved into this new house.. my room mates are fucking unbelievable. Luckily the really nasty one is moving out this week. Seriously, I should post pictures of their rooms. They would blow your minds…
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I've realized what a neat freak I am ever since I moved into this new house.. my room mates are fucking unbelievable. Luckily the really nasty one is moving out this week. Seriously, I should post pictures of their rooms. They would blow your minds…
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Had a big, angry french-african dude bust into my hotel room at 4am while I was in the bathtub with a chick.. but maybe that's not so uncommon.
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I don't know if I believe in record karma.. ..but I do believe that some people are record magnets. I know a dude who consistently comes up big, and he doesn't even try that hard. If we go to the flea market together typically every box he looks t…
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Haha, sorry dude.
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I posted this album cover a while back.. unfortunately it came without the record. I bet this one is That's exactly the kind of schit I'm looking for. Is that the University of DC? Yep. And there's a medley listed on the back: Apache/Danc…
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I posted this album cover a while back.. unfortunately it came without the record. I bet this one is
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Nice one. I had a little traffic run-in a couple of weeks ago myself. I was sitting at a red light talking on my phone (now illegal in DC) when this dude made a wide turn and almost hit me. He threw his hands up in the air as if I had done somethin…
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I missed this too.. was it some early footage?
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So about this horse... So you'll be riding around VA on a horse digging for records and advising mental health facilities? Nice! Congratulations!
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The dwarf will dance backwards in the red room. Nice.