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<blockquote class="Quote"><div><strong class="bc-author">LaserWolf</strong> said:</div><div>Other right wing writers I like to read are Douthat and George Will. <br /> I like George Will because he uses a lot of big words and reading him makes me feel smart.</div></blockquote> <br /> Reading Will makes me feel smart, too, since he has a long record of being spectacularly wrong about almost everything.<br /> <br /> Douthat's a lightweight and I have no idea why the NYT hired him. This is his finest moment:<br /> <br /> "One successful foray ended on the guest bed of a high school friend???s parents, with a girl who resembled a chunkier Reese Witherspoon drunkenly masticating my neck and cheeks. It had taken some time to reach this point??????Do most Harvard guys take so long to get what they want???? she had asked, pushing her tongue into my mouth. I wasn???t sure what to say, but then I wasn???t sure this was what I wanted. My throat was dry from too much vodka, and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to. I was supposed to be excited, but I was bored and somewhat disgusted with myself, with her, with the whole business??? and then whatever residual enthusiasm I felt for the venture dissipated, with shocking speed, as she nibbled at my ear and whispered??????You know, I???m on the pill???" <br /> http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2009/03/16/worst-penthouse-letter-to-the-editor-ever/
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