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<blockquote class="Quote"><div><strong class="bc-author">Almond</strong> said:</div><div><blockquote class="Quote"><div><strong class="bc-author">Deegreez</strong> said:</div><div><blockquote class="Quote"><div><strong class="bc-author">Almond</strong> said:</div><div>One of the ladies at work started choking on watermelon since she was drinking water with it and it swelled in her throat or something. Good thing she had someone around to give her a heimlich on that deserted Friday afternoon. Now I'm too scared to eat melon. How embarrassing would it be to die while eating melon?<br />
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	Be careful, folks!</div></blockquote>
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	Generation WEAR A HELMET EVERYWHERE YOU'RE GONNA GET HURT  has spoken!</div></blockquote>
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	Choking Lady was about to die and you're making jokes about helmets! She couldn't breathe and if someone hadn't been there she would have died right then and there in her cubicle. Yallz are going to kill yourselves by squirting vodka into your watermelons. You'll get them caught in your throat and have to get heimlichs from your drunk-ass friends. Who knows if they even know how. <br />
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	<blockquote class="Quote"><div><strong class="bc-author">batmon</strong> said:</div><div><blockquote class="Quote"><div><strong class="bc-author">Almond</strong> said:</div><div> Now I'm too scared to eat melon.!</div></blockquote>
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	Are u serious?</div></blockquote>
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	I am serious. I'll never look at a watermelon the same way again. I haven't had a piece of melon since Choking Lady's unfortunate incident, but then again, I don't buy melon very often. I've never been much of a fan of watermelon, anyway.</div></blockquote>
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	My best friends body was found in his apartment today. They said in was from natural causes. He had been there for two days. It hasn't really hit me quite yet; but, it will.

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