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<blockquote>About 6 years a go I got food poisoning and passed out while taking a shit! I awoke in the bath tub with my pants around my ankles and feces smeared everywhere.<br /><br />:NAGL: </blockquote><br /><br />I might have posted this here, but last year or the year before I fainted while taking a piss. I had been on the couch lounging for a pretty extended period of time that day and had my feet up, eventually I got up to walk to the bathroom to pee. I remember when I stood up I felt a blood rush, and while I was standing there peeing I started to feel the spins (I've fainted a few times before this). I finished up just in time, tapped the shaft to get the last drops out and had just enough strength left to guide myself down so I didn't hit my head on anything. I woke up a little bit later with my pants around my ankles and my hand gently dangling in the pissy water.
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