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I used to always think I could design a car that had helicopter blades so I could fly away and show everyone how bad-ass my Ford is.  Other times I think that all the way at the front of the traffic jam there are three old ladies driving side by side giving each other directions out of the windows.  <br /><br />Sometimes I think about Chuck and Warren, two old guys I used to work with who were long-time partners.  Warren was a deadringer for Jerry Garcia, so much so that hippies would ask to take pictures with him sometimes.  The two of them were always high.  Whenever they would come into a traffic jam (they rode in the same truck together) that was caused by an accident, they'd roll the window down and tell the people in the accident in their best stoner voice, "Hey maaan, you can't park here".<br /><br />When I was djing heavily I would sit there and try and figure out how to get a turntable hooked up to the car stereo, complete with mixer and big-knobbed EQ's.  That one almost came to fruition though when I asked a guy who was installing a stereo for me if could get a big-knobbed EQ so I could randomly cut the bass and treble in and out.  Apparently I was the first to ever ask him that.

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