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<blockquote>^^dude, how is it that you got off with such a harmless nickname like sweendog? </blockquote><br />In 8.5 years I've been called:<br /><br />Stringbean <br />Chernobyl (I farted so bad one morning that it cleared half a room)<br />Scissorhands (cut a live cable by accident, wiping out service to a neighborhood... that name gets passed aorund to whoever fucked up last, currently held by Quiet Steve)<br />Nurse Sweeney (my first partner was a 65 year old)<br />Sag Fag (I was an extra in a Woody Allen movie and got into the Screen Actors Guild)<br /><br />My friends have all been calling me Sweendog since high school, but it's been shortened to Sween over time. Not so fun to have "-dog" at the end of your name when you hit 30.
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