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<blockquote> -sucking on fake tits </blockquote><br />Were they implanted yet? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /><br /><br />This thread is timed perfectly, I dug out my boxes of photos yesterday to educate my girlfriend as to how I was built this way. Some highlights:<br /><br /><br />-Going to Japan in '98 with my friend's band and signing autographs after the show. There are a bunch of Japanese kids with $60 Vision Of Disorder t-shirts or $80 sweatshirts and "SWEENDOG" written in huge letters on it. Some poor girls have photos with me too, although I'm sure by now they've stopped trying to figure out who the hell I am. <br /><br />-Going up to my friend's family's compound upstate NY, they got 240 acres (not ballers, been in their family for years). Me and the squad ate a bunch of mushrooms and shot clay pigeons all morning (yes, guns and hallucenigenics mix sometimes, I didn't miss once) then built a bonfire 8 feet high (before it was lit). When we ran out of wood we cut a 15 foot tree down and threw that on.<br /><br />-Getting pulled over in NYC on Orchard St. with a burning joint in my hand and all they did was make me walk home. I walked around the block, got back in the car and bounced.<br /><br />-Recording "Jam On It" on a cassette recorder off a transistor radio in '83, then going down to the supermarket in town with some cardboard and a couple friends and trying to make money breakdancing. We wound up playing stickball instead.<br /><br />-Watching my dad get arrested during a brawl at Ground Zero for punching a cop, than having my mom grab my shirt when I tried to go get him and yell "No honey, you've got a job!!!" I always thought that was funny.<br /><br />-First time I heard "Protect Ya Neck" and thinking it was the greatest shit I ever heard, and trying to figure out just how many mcs were in this group!!<br /><br />-When me and my crew from back then would get tattooed, we'd all try and keep it a secret as to when we were going but someone would find out and then everyone would show up. Poor Mike Ledger would have 10 kids peeking into his booth.<br /><br />-And damn man, the day they found my brother? Shit. Half my town was cruising by my house all day long, the word was out a few hours before we even knew about it. People were just waiting for us to find out so we could start the party. No one on here, I can GUARANTEE no one on here has ever been to a party like the one we had after his funeral. We had the priest doing stagedives off the bar.<br /><br />-Finding RAMP in the middle of a stack at a dirty-ass shop that was packed to the rafters and thinking that I scored the ultimate all-time grail.<br /><br />-Selling RAMP in our Heatrock auctions, mandrew bought it.<br /><br />-Staying overnights on our boat growing up, and spending most summer days out on the water learning my way around the bays out here. Thank god I'm friends with a bunch of dudes who were all raised the same way.<br /><br />-Stumbling on a boulder at Kramwells in Oahu the first night I was ever there and catching 7 stitches in my forehead plus a bunch of permanent coral burns on my wrist. Nice way to start a vacation.<br /><br />-Jumping out of a plane for the first time, same Oahu trip as above.<br /><br />Man I could go on and on and on, I just drank a ton of coffee. Nice thread.
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