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<blockquote><blockquote>the bar has been raised. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pasue23is.gif" alt="" /> But really could it be that crazy, the gay clubs? Gay men humping each other or giving blow jobs? </blockquote> Okay here's a mild example: one time my crew was throwing a party on the main floor of a big multi-floor club. Upstairs was the "Pinga Loca" party. At some point in the night I had to get to the club's office, which required taking a sojourn through the Ping Loca fiesta. They were having a contest where they measured how far...damn, how can I say this delicately...well, there were dudes on stage and the audience was rating them on their ability to uhh project their ejaculate. </blockquote> Remember there was some dude named either Jesus or Angel, he would throw a lot of private parties that you'd need a certain keychain with a religious icon on it to gain admittance (I've lost the keychain by now or I'd post a pic). Dude would have Steve Travolta, or Teneglia, or Danny Howells, Francois K, he'd get some serious gay-friendly djs on the decks and find the best locations and as a result his parties would be crammed no matter what. Now keep in mind, parties like this will have a handful of straight guys in them but for the most part every gay man in there assumes another guy is gay (I think, it seemed that way to me at least). Nothing wrong with that either, it's like me going to a strip club and assuming a scantily clad woman is a stripper. If I approach her for a lapdance and it turns out she's there chilling with her boyfriend, my bad I'm sorry and I keep it moving and dude best not get mad cause what the fuck does he expect? So anyway, I'm moving around these parties because I have to pee and the Stacker 2 I used to take made me dehydrated at times so I hunt for the water too. Vicious cycle you know? Ever walk through a PACKED dance floor full of gay men at 4am? Guard your groin, and DO NOT STOP if you're straight. Keep in mind, I'm stunningly attractive and in phenomenal shape so dudes are all about it until they see that I got my hands FIRMLY cupped over my boys on some <img src="http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/20/31/23433120.jpg" alt="" /> type shit, but with a better outfit on than the guy's in the picture. At this point, I realize that my stories cannot top Celray's flying ejaculate contest but I'll press on anyway. To answer YoungPhonic's question, yes dudes are blowing each other, humping, and jerking off in areas on the dance floor. NOT EVERY DUDE though, I don't want to paint an unfair picture of my gay brothers and sisters. I've squeezed through these pumping dance floors (best parties ever by the way) and moved through blockages of men to find a guy on his knees sucking another off with another schlong waiting it's turn, slapped countless hands away from my ass always quick to return to the soccer wall position, seen a dude ODing on the couch with a friend tending to him with two guys fucking next to them, saw a guy meet two people for the first time, talk for less than a minute, then head over to the corner to suck one off while the other attacked from the back, had one kid hit on me only to tell him I was not on the team, then swing by damn near every hour to see if I was "ready yet". Y'all don't understand the bonus of these places though. The straight girls. Straight girls go to these parties, STRIPPERS go to these parties because they can get down and have fun without dudes trying to hit on them. But believe me, after they been dancing for awhile they get a little horny too but it's like being hungry and you're on a desert island with no food. Then the fucking S.S. Sween comes floating by and he's slapping hands away from his bow and she realizes "Oh shit, that boat's got some food on it!!!" I had to behave somewhat because I'd be there with my girlfriend at the time, but best believe there was a lot of action there for the taking. To close out, the action was dirty and whatnot, but not unlike things I've seen heterosexuals do to each other all geeked up at clubs such as Twilo and Roxy. Roxy's huge dancefloor hid a lot of dirty deeds, and Twilo had a ton of nooks and crannies and those fucking bathrooms, my god.

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