Best Album Titles

Art_FormArt_Form 188 Posts
edited July 2005 in Music Talk
What's the best album titles you've ever heard or seen? - "Fantastic Damage" EL-P- "Cold Vein" Cannibal OX- "Black Album" Jay-ZJust a few...
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  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    the white album
    S/t

  • for recent stuff(that my gf bought) I like that new white stripes album name

  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,923 Posts

  • volumenvolumen 2,524 Posts



    S/T






  • SocratesSocrates 137 Posts
    Illmatic
    Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
    Only Built 4 Cuban Linx.....
    Electric Mud
    Legend

    Socco

  • Mel_GibsonMel_Gibson 664 Posts
    Pieces of a Man

    Is It Because I'm Black

    Desitively Bonnaroo

    Enta da Stage

    Star Booty

    Invitation To Openness



  • More Fun Than an Open Casket Funeral
    Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
    The Burner

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    We're the Meatmen And You Suck

    Punk In Drublic

    Fuck New York


  • Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

  • motown67motown67 4,513 Posts
    This Is Howlin??? Wolf???s New Album. He Doesn???t Like It. He Didn???t Like His Electric Guitar At First Either

  • Special_EdSpecial_Ed 315 Posts
    Real Talk

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,613 Posts


    Punk In Drublic




    "Hairway to Steven"

















































    and this local band put out a CD called "We Never Heard Of You Either"

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    "chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water" gets my vote

  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    i wish my brother george was here

  • ArtifactorArtifactor 887 Posts
    Penicilin On Wax
    Sex Style
    Can I Borrow A Dollar?
    Black Bastards
    Stunts, Blunts, and Hip-Hop

    Too many...

    HAHAHA. Just seen this on Gruntgravels avatar. Made me laugh for a while.




  • m_dejeanm_dejean 2,945 Posts
    King Crimson "Larks Tongues in Aspic"

  • Strider79itStrider79it 1,176 Posts
    Fela - Expensive shit



    Millie Jackson - feelin bitchy


    James Brown - Take a look at those cakes

  • DJ_WubWubDJ_WubWub 874 Posts
    "Vulvic yonification"
    "Album" PIL

  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    - I'd Rather Be An Old Lady's Baby Than A Young Girl's Slave (Dr. Isiah Ross, the Harmonica Boss)
    - I'm Not Selling Out/I'm Buying In!(Swamp Dogg)
    - Total Destruction To Your Mind(Swamp Dogg)
    - Revolution Of The Mind(James Brown)
    - Gag A Maggott(Swamp Dogg)
    - The Worst Of Jefferson Airplane
    - There's No Face Like Chrome(Flash Cadillac & the Continental Kids)
    - If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You(Caravan)




  • mimmim 44 Posts
    Brainticket - Psychonaut
    Add N To X - Avant Hard

    i also like them long! no homo here,,

    Mr. Quintron - Unmasked Organ Light-Year of Infinity Man
    Max Tundra - Some Best Friend You Turned Out To Be
    London Funk Allstars - Flesh Eating Disco Zombies Versus The Bionic Hookers From Mars
    Unfolding - How To Blow Your Mind And Have A Freak-Out Party

    and the longest ever:

    Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King
    What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll
    Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter
    When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and
    Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand,
    Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll
    Know That You're Right

    i guess that one is crap, and the cover is disturbing ugly, but hey..

  • mimmim 44 Posts
    black/death/doom metal names and covers are a special category though...

    how can a record named 'Pungent Stench - Dirty Rhymes And Psychotronic Beats' be so bad? Or is it? It also includes track called 'Blood, Pus And Gastric Juice (Rare Groove-Mix)'... don't check out the cover art.




  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts

    Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King
    What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll
    Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter
    When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and
    Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand,
    Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll
    Know That You're Right

    i guess that one is crap

    i was at a michelle shocked show last nite (NOT A FAN, JUST MEETING SOMEONE THERE)and her rambling hipster stage raps sounded just like that incoherent fiona apple lp title mentioned above

    ...and so this doesn't look like a threadjack, here's another album title i've always dug:
    - A Monkey In A Silk Suit Is Still A Monkey(Duke Williams & the Extremes)
    (nothing wrong with long titles, they just gotta have a POINT! )

  • Options
    Meters "Fire On The Bayou", I like that one.

  • batmonbatmon 27,579 Posts
    BAD

  • batmonbatmon 27,579 Posts
    FUNK YOUR HEAD UP

  • mimmim 44 Posts
    ..nothing wrong with long titles, they just gotta have a POINT! )

    or total lack thereof... tickles my brain in the same way, only in a different place.


  • arkark 9 Posts
    I'll start with;

    Common - One Day It'll All Make Sense
    Bas One - For The Mentally Astute "Theory Of A Throwup"
    Roots Manuva - Brand New Scond Hand
    Cal Tjader - Soul Burst
    Yusef Lateef - Hush 'N' Thunder
    Yesterdays New Quintet - Angleswithoutedges
    Hendrix - Axis: Bold as Love

    There's more, just can't think of them now...

    Ark

  • ShingalingShingaling 877 Posts

    "You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw"


  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,923 Posts


    and (one of) my favorite song titles (with lyrics included):

    THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING LYRICS

    The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
    And the combo went back to new york, the jukebox has to take a leak
    And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
    And the telephone???s out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make
    And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

    And the menus are all freezing, and the light man???s blind in one eye
    And he can???t see out of the other
    And the piano-tuner???s got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
    And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
    As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
    And the owner is a mental midget with the i.q. of a fence post
    ???cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

    And you can???t find your waitress with a geiger counter
    And she hates you and your friends and you just can???t get served without her
    And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
    And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
    ???cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
    Th
    e piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

  • Art_FormArt_Form 188 Posts

    James Brown - Take a look at those cakes




    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAAA!!!!!! I'm sorry everyone but seeing James cheesy grin back there did it, plus the "cakes" need icing!
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