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Stuff White People Like

billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,914 Posts
edited December 2008 in Strut Central
I get a late pass on the Stuff White People Like website. I've known about it for a while but never went and looked at it until recently. Shit is funny.b, 21b, 21Anyway... I saw this one a while back and have been meaning to post it.b, 21b, 21"#116 Black Music that Black People Don???t Listen to Anymore"b, 21b, 21a href="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore/" target="_blank"1http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/11/18/116-black-music-that-black-people-dont-listen-to-anymore//a1

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  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    they even have a book now, i think.b, 21b, 21i just got a book yesterday by that guy that did the "real ultimate power" website. its about ghosts and aliens. the humor is juvenile but so far it is making me laugh my ass off, becuase i am juvenile too.
  • DJ_WubWubDJ_WubWub 874 Posts
    a href="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/09/01/108-appearing-to-enjoy-classical-music/" target="_blank"1#108 Appearing to enjoy classical music/a1 b, 21b, 21Funny blog and by reading the comments some people leave they just dont get the joke and try to defend their whiteness with gusto
  • marumaru 1,450 Posts
    yeah, there are a bunch on there that are awesome. my favorite: #4 Assistsb, 21b, 21img src="http://jedwalker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/nash-behind-the-back.jpg"1b, 21When you say the word ???assist,??? first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it???s no secret.b, 21b, 21In basketball, it???s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.b, 21b, 21One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
  • hermithermit 15 Posts
    a href="http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1238662&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1" target="_blank"1http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1238662&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1/a1b, 21b, 21"Every few a months, a white person will put on some Jazz and pour themselves a glass of wine or scotch and tell themselves how nice it is. Then they will get bored and watch television or write emails to other white people about how nice it was to listen to Jazz at home. ???Last night, I poured myself a glass of Shiraz and put Charlie Parker on the Bose. It was so relaxing, I wish I had a fireplace.??? Listing this activity as one of your favorites is a sure fire way to make progress towards a romantic relationship with a white person."b, 21b, 21a href="http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1238662&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1" target="_blank"1http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=1238662&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1/a1
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
    New Balance....
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    SOUL STRUT
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    S'mores
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
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    b, 21yeah, there are a bunch on there that are awesome. my favorite: #4 Assists
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    b, 21When you say the word ???assist,??? first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it???s no secret.
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    b, 21In basketball, it???s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.
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    b, 21One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21This is pretty tepid.b, 21b, 21Here's the real list of basketball-related things that white people like:b, 21b, 21"fan favorites"b, 21"energy guys"b, 21"intangibles"b, 21"glue guys"b, 21"hustle players"b, 21"team first"b, 21the draft age limitb, 21the ncaa
  • SelinaKyle83SelinaKyle83 1,042 Posts
    I don't like s'mores but i do like toasted marshmellow's!! owwwwwwww!
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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  • calkutacalkuta 160 Posts
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  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
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    b, 21I get a late pass on the Stuff White People Like website. I've known about it for a while but never went and looked at it until recently. Shit is funny.
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    b, 21Anyway... I saw this one a while back and have been meaning to post it.
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    b, 21"#116 Black Music that Black People Don???t Listen to Anymore"
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    b, 21Then, in the 1960s, a bunch of British bands started to play their own version of the music and white people have been loving it ever since. It makes sense considering that the British were the ones who created The Blues in the 17th Century.
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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
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    b, 21New Balance....
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  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
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    b, 21Christ, that dude's facial hair is offensive.
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  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
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    b, 21yeah, there are a bunch on there that are awesome. my favorite: #4 Assists
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    b, 21When you say the word ???assist,??? first thing you think about is Steve Nash and Wayne Gretzky. White people love to pass, it???s no secret.
    b, 21
    b, 21In basketball, it???s kind of a must so that white guys can carve out a niche and guarantee acceptance on a team. Trying to be a white guy who dunks and stuff is like trying to be a white rapper - yeah, there are a few, but you have to work twice as hard for half the results.
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    b, 21One explanation is that white people still feel guilty over slavery, colonialism, and the crusades so passing is a way to make up for it. But more importantly, it makes them feel good to help others.
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    b, 21This is pretty tepid.
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    b, 21"fan favorites"
    b, 21"energy guys"
    b, 21"intangibles"
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    b, 21the draft age limit
    b, 21the ncaa
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21the right wayb, 21the dallas mavericksb, 21taking snugglesoft euros way too high in the draft
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    This is reminding me a little of that somewhat confusing "White Ballplayers That We Respect" thread from the wayback.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
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    b, 21This is reminding me a little of that somewhat confusing "White Ballplayers That We Respect" thread from the wayback.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21A definite classiqueb, 21b, 21I wish to retitle all of my contributions to this thread "Basketball-related things that we don't like"
  • billbradleybillbradley You want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,914 Posts
    img src="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/uglysweater.jpg"1b, 21#118 Ugly Sweater Partiesb, 21b, 21a href="http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/12/14/118-ugly-sweater-parties/" target="_blank"1http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/12/14/118-ugly-sweater-parties//a1b, 21b, 21I'm actually going to one of these tomorrow. It was next to impossible to find an ugly Christmas sweater at a thrift shop. I went all over town trying to find one. Ugly Christmas Sweaters are going for $30-75 on eBay too. So if you see one cheap, scoop it up and flip it next year on eBay.b, 21b, 21a href="http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=ugly+christmas+sweater&_sacat=See-All-Categories" target="_blank"1http://shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=m38&_nkw=ugly+christmas+sweater&_sacat=See-All-Categories/a1
  • williedynamitewilliedynamite 263 Posts
    making lists about things white people like
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