My wife's recent malapropism of, 'double-edged whammy,' has really caught on amongst family and friends.
Oh my god, I love that. Permission to propagate in the greater Chicagoland area, sir.
By all means...I can't wait until my wife ends up on the phone with her friend in Chicago, and it gets back to her.
We should make a concerted effort to spread all of these.
That is now my mission. Thank you, sir. Is your wife's friend in the city? If so, it may take less time to spread. I live in the city, so if she's burbin' it, it will take a while.
She and her husband are both livin' and workin' in the city.
It is on...Lexiconical Soulstrut Study.
It is, indeed. Tell your wife to be careful not to utter it to her friend on the phone, else this is null and void.
This will run concurrently with my "guisiss" I'll try to use the word here in Chicago when I'm not traveling between here and New Jersey.
Nastitute. This one's my descriptive adjective of choice for all things nasty. we took it one step further one time when we were in the bay and stayed at this dirty hotel room that was nothing close to what it looked like on their website, anyway stute sweat was what i came up with cause the place smelled like a prostitute locker room. My buddy in LA still says it when someplace smells ripe. for example: "man i wouldnt sleep on those sheets, theyre probably coated in 'stute sweat."
I beleive I was the first to append the suffix "-ate" to the verb "holler." Example: Lemme hollerate at that.
And if not, than I was at least the first to sing "Hollerate" to the tune of Modonna's "Holiday" whilst drinking on a street corner in London circa 2004.
I also plan to option the rights to a TV game show concept called "Holler-dating."
billbradleyYou want BBQ sauce? Get the fuck out of my house. 2,906 Posts
I friend of my used to go by "DJ Muppetfucker" as a joke and it sort of stuck. He used that as a DJ name until he got a cease and desist letter from the Jim Henson corporation. He has the letter framed on his wall now.
I friend of my used to go by "DJ Muppetfucker" as a joke and it sort of stuck. He used that as a DJ name until he got a cease and desist letter from the Jim Henson corporation. He has the letter framed on his wall now.
so what did he change his name to? FuckMuppet?
He could carry on in a similar vein ending up with enough Henson headed notepaper to wallpaper a toilet
I actually accidently invented a word "wacademics" during an online debate into the merits of university academics analysising hip hop culture. (which has no merit in my opinion)
and I started a rumor when i worked at Maccas (MickeyDs?) that the thick shake was made out of vegestable fat mixed with milk powder...just to fuck with ppl.s heads but 4 years later i was at a party and some cats I never met where repeating the same story as a fact. when i told them it was a bullshit rumor I had made up, they fronted on some 'nah i read it in some newspaper'...
I friend of my used to go by "DJ Muppetfucker" as a joke and it sort of stuck. He used that as a DJ name until he got a cease and desist letter from the Jim Henson corporation. He has the letter framed on his wall now.
damn. that is cool as hell.
the first time i used the word fuckmuppet it was in referance to a roomate who used to jerkoff into socks.
i thought the term fitted the blowupdoll story so i used it there, but yeah, it started (at least my use of the word) in around '92-93.
and to be honest, i think it is funnier in referance to the jerkoffsock.
I was in Kindergarten when some bitch in NJ copyrighted that shit before I reached 1st grade and received my creative thoughts and writing award. Ruined my whole world and lead to a life full of Drugs..... not Hugs.
I can take credit for "Porn-Hop" though, so I guess really I should be thanking her.
although it is just a translation of private mindgarden, that was ME. And I am pretty sure i also invented the German phrase "blickficken" (aka heavy flirting, when you can see that the other person is clearly undressing you in his/her thoughts and is thinking of the nitty gritty)...
although it is just a translation of private mindgarden, that was ME. And I am pretty sure i also invented the German phrase "blickficken" (aka heavy flirting, when you can see that the other person is clearly undressing you in his/her thoughts and is thinking of the nitty gritty)...
I like blickflicken a lot
''that woman at the bar is blickflicken me''
I get less and less opportunities to use such a word these days, but I will do my best to propogate that throughout my area
re: Privater Kopftgarden - - board immortal. Even though you just translated it.
Well, my homies think we invented a form of slapping which we see a lot of now.
Back in like 7th grade, my homies and I got into the habit of randomly slapping eachother in the face like "hey what's up what did you think of that bullets game last night, Jorge was killin' it"....right as homie responds SLAP in mid'sentence.
And, we never really lost our cool. If it happened to you, you'd just be pissed on the inside and say "good, form, dude....touche" and wait for your opportunity to strike back.
That slap'fest evolved into us slapping entire school lunch trays (filled with that nasty ass square pizza' and fake fries with milk carton) out of people's hands. The slap was typically a downward slap that sent everything at full speed towards the floor and thus all over the damn place.
So, we've been doing that pretty much since middle school and our 25+ year old asses still do that shit when we get together (wifey can't stand it...but if she's wasted she'll join in like a champ).
At any rate, I've seen the slap a lot in bud light commercials and in the movie nacho libre when he slaps the corn out of that dude's hand......
....Don't know if we invented it or if everyone did it and we weren't paying attention.
That slap'fest evolved into us slapping entire school lunch trays (filled with that nasty ass square pizza' and fake fries with milk carton) out of people's hands. The slap was typically a downward slap that sent everything at full speed towards the floor and thus all over the damn place.
Hmmm. Was that just between you and friends? Or were you doing it to other kids in the lunch line?
because that (puts judgmental hat on) would be bullying, which is very much
That slap'fest evolved into us slapping entire school lunch trays (filled with that nasty ass square pizza' and fake fries with milk carton) out of people's hands. The slap was typically a downward slap that sent everything at full speed towards the floor and thus all over the damn place.
Hmmm. Was that just between you and friends? Or were you doing it to other kids in the lunch line?
because that (puts judgmental hat on) would be bullying, which is very much
I appreciate your concern for bullying....and I want to emphasize that we did NOT do this to anyone who wasn't in our cru...everyone we did it to was in on the "game" sotospeak.
Nah, actually....we were the oppoposite of bullies...we were that weird group of kids who didn't really fit in at all and thus GOT bullied more than anything else...we didn't even get bullied so much as made fun of for liking public radio jazz stations and hatin' on MTV and being in the jazz band.....but we all rolled hella' blunts at parties so...
I dunno, it is still kinda bogus to trash a dude's lunch like that, even if he is your homie. After I spent all that money? I'd be salty!
Oh no doubt, people caught feelings but no one really knows who started it, so we never knew when we were "even"...everyone (in cru, mind you) did it to everyone else...plus it was middle/highschool, so no one really gave a fuck....
We dont' do the food slapping as much now. Although, we were at a block party in ATL last year with all you can drink beers and we were slapping the shit out of those jawns, once we were proper wasted.
We never did it to anyone who wasn't down with the stupid'ness.
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
One time in high school, I was sitting eating my plate lunch in the cafeteria and this dude walking by tripped and spilled some of his food from his plate onto my shoulder. I was wearing a white shirt too, so fuck. Without hesitation I scooped up some of my chicken fried steak gravy and launched it over my shoulder right plop onto his chest. He was an older, stronger footbal player and he was mighty pissed. I stood up, we got in each other's faces, and it seemingly was about to go down. Then he mentioned that he didn't trip but got bumped by a dude sitting at the next table behind me. So then I grabbed my plate and said "well, then he needs some of this too" and proceeded to plop some gravy all over his shirt as well. Second dude was a fiend of mine and despite protesting, he already knew he didn't want it with either of us. So with the gravy equally distributed, the tense situation quelled and the 3 of us just went on with our days.
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It is, indeed. Tell your wife to be careful not to utter it to her friend on the phone, else this is null and void.
This will run concurrently with my "guisiss" I'll try to use the word here in Chicago when I'm not traveling between here and New Jersey.
*pronounced: stootsweat
And if not, than I was at least the first to sing "Hollerate" to the tune of Modonna's "Holiday" whilst drinking on a street corner in London circa 2004.
I also plan to option the rights to a TV game show concept called "Holler-dating."
Wanksleeve
FuckMuppet
that is some quite sick shit.
Well done!
so what did he change his name to?
FuckMuppet?
He could carry on in a similar vein ending up with enough Henson headed notepaper to wallpaper a toilet
and I started a rumor when i worked at Maccas (MickeyDs?) that the thick shake was made out of vegestable fat mixed with milk powder...just to fuck with ppl.s heads but 4 years later i was at a party and some cats I never met where repeating the same story as a fact. when i told them it was a bullshit rumor I had made up, they fronted on some 'nah i read it in some newspaper'...
damn. that is cool as hell.
the first time i used the word fuckmuppet it was in referance to a roomate who used to jerkoff into socks.
i thought the term fitted the blowupdoll story so i used it there, but yeah, it started (at least my use of the word) in around '92-93.
and to be honest, i think it is funnier in referance to the jerkoffsock.
I was in Kindergarten when some bitch in NJ copyrighted that shit before I reached 1st grade and received my creative thoughts and writing award. Ruined my whole world and lead to a life full of Drugs..... not Hugs.
I can take credit for "Porn-Hop" though, so I guess really I should be thanking her.
although it is just a translation of private mindgarden, that was ME. And I am pretty sure i also invented the German phrase "blickficken" (aka heavy flirting, when you can see that the other person is clearly undressing you in his/her thoughts and is thinking of the nitty gritty)...
I like blickflicken a lot
''that woman at the bar is blickflicken me''
I get less and less opportunities to use such a word these days, but I will do my best to propogate that throughout my area
re: Privater Kopftgarden - - board immortal. Even though you just translated it.
Back in like 7th grade, my homies and I got into the habit of randomly slapping eachother in the face like "hey what's up what did you think of that bullets game last night, Jorge was killin' it"....right as homie responds SLAP in mid'sentence.
And, we never really lost our cool. If it happened to you, you'd just be pissed on the inside and say "good, form, dude....touche" and wait for your opportunity to strike back.
That slap'fest evolved into us slapping entire school lunch trays (filled with that nasty ass square pizza' and fake fries with milk carton) out of people's hands. The slap was typically a downward slap that sent everything at full speed towards the floor and thus all over the damn place.
So, we've been doing that pretty much since middle school and our 25+ year old asses still do that shit when we get together (wifey can't stand it...but if she's wasted she'll join in like a champ).
At any rate, I've seen the slap a lot in bud light commercials and in the movie nacho libre when he slaps the corn out of that dude's hand......
....Don't know if we invented it or if everyone did it and we weren't paying attention.
Hmmm. Was that just between you and friends? Or were you doing it to other kids in the lunch line?
because that (puts judgmental hat on) would be bullying, which is very much
I appreciate your concern for bullying....and I want to emphasize that we did NOT do this to anyone who wasn't in our cru...everyone we did it to was in on the "game" sotospeak.
Nah, actually....we were the oppoposite of bullies...we were that weird group of kids who didn't really fit in at all and thus GOT bullied more than anything else...we didn't even get bullied so much as made fun of for liking public radio jazz stations and hatin' on MTV and being in the jazz band.....but we all rolled hella' blunts at parties so...
Bullying is
continue to mess up your carpets.....
Oh no doubt, people caught feelings but no one really knows who started it, so we never knew when we were "even"...everyone (in cru, mind you) did it to everyone else...plus it was middle/highschool, so no one really gave a fuck....
We dont' do the food slapping as much now. Although, we were at a block party in ATL last year with all you can drink beers and we were slapping the shit out of those jawns, once we were proper wasted.
We never did it to anyone who wasn't down with the stupid'ness.
Take it how you want it.
He kinda was though...played baseball, loved DRI, and smoked weed like there was no tomorrow.
Actually, I kinda miss that dude...