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Penis enlargement spam

JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
edited February 2008 in Strut Central
99.99 % of the spam I'm getting is related to this subject (Before you hit "reply", don't do it, obvius joke)Now, was this an issue before the email/spam era? how did they market these products back then?KEEP YOUR WOMAN SATISFIED

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  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
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  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
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  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,130 Posts
    I remember the days when you would be sent only one of those a week, maybe two tops, get a cheap laugh out of it and then simply delete it then move on. Now I get more of this shit than actual personal emails (seems to be a problem with those free email services, you get what you pay for, I guess). And the worst is that a lot of these email subjects are vile as fuck, not to mention make no sense whatsoever.

    "H0rn.Y Dad &get$ [email]r.@p3D[/email] by donKey while [email]w@tching[/email] @$1@N kid ti3d up! XXX [email]vi@gra"[/email] or whatever

    Seriously, that's some evil shit to be sending to someone, regardless if it's just a mass mailer computer program.
  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
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  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    Sometimes I wonder what people are going to think of this moment in history when everyone simply accepted a daily bombardment of crude and absurd penis and viagra correspondence.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    It is truly absurd. I am deleting 40-50 comments on my website (curiously, only on the sale lists) titled "SEX" "ENLARGED PENIS" "TAB00 INC3ST" "VIAGRA" and on and on every single day.

    It's like I wake up, turn on the computer box, and mass delete Big Penis Solicitations for 10 minutes.

    And then I start with the spam! yuk yuk yuk...


    Seriously though, what the fuck?
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    Sometimes I wonder what people are going to think of this moment in history when everyone simply accepted a daily bombardment of crude and absurd penis and viagra correspondence.

    We must be millions wasting 10 secs every morning deleting these messages at the same time.
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Yo, ROSALINA CLAPSADDLE got at me this week.
  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts
    send it to spam in your yahoo account
    I get the "hey hot girls are next door and they want to play" messages.

    It all comes from pornsites you visit. So some of you on here that have a 100 porn messages visit alot of porn sites.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    send it to spam in your yahoo account
    I get the "hey hot girls are next door and they want to play" messages.

    It all comes from pornsites you visit. So some of you on here that have a 100 porn messages visit alot of porn sites.

    Not necessarily.

    Does anybody actually provide their primary e-mail address to porn sites in 2008?

    b/w

    I and every one else in my office get them all the time at work--and I'm certain that even the most technologically inept person here is not providing their work e-mail to porn sites.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    send it to spam in your yahoo account
    I get the "hey hot girls are next door and they want to play" messages.

    It all comes from pornsites you visit. So some of you on here that have a 100 porn messages visit alot of porn sites.

    Not necessarily.

    Does anybody actually provide their primary e-mail address to porn sites in 2008?

    b/w

    I and every one else in my office get them all the time at work--and I'm certain that even the most technologically inept person here is not providing their work e-mail to porn sites.

    I've been getting them at my work email as well. It was really disconcerting the first time it happened, too--I don't use my work email for anything but emailing coworkers.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    send it to spam in your yahoo account
    I get the "hey hot girls are next door and they want to play" messages.

    It all comes from pornsites you visit. So some of you on here that have a 100 porn messages visit alot of porn sites.

    Not necessarily.

    Does anybody actually provide their primary e-mail address to porn sites in 2008?

    b/w

    I and every one else in my office get them all the time at work--and I'm certain that even the most technologically inept person here is not providing their work e-mail to porn sites.

    I've been getting them at my work email as well. It was really disconcerting the first time it happened, too--I don't use my work email for anything but emailing coworkers.

    Yeah - like I said, I get them as comments on my website. I edit my website mainly from the shop computer, whereas I look at porn on my home computer... uh I mean, USED TO look at porn, years ago, many many years ago... don't do that anymore, no sir...
  • shooteralishooterali 1,591 Posts
    yo, one thing about all that porn spam if you click on any link even visiting porn sites .you always get an attack from a virus. I learned the hard way back 2001. And my computer was heavily protected.
  • JLRJLR 3,835 Posts
    send it to spam in your yahoo account
    I get the "hey hot girls are next door and they want to play" messages.

    It all comes from pornsites you visit. So some of you on here that have a 100 porn messages visit alot of porn sites.

    Not necessarily.

    Does anybody actually provide their primary e-mail address to porn sites in 2008?

    b/w

    I and every one else in my office get them all the time at work--and I'm certain that even the most technologically inept person here is not providing their work e-mail to porn sites.

    It happens at my work too. I think the reason behind this is IT dudes selling the company's email addresses out there in the market. So I look like a pervert at work just because some IT nerd made some extra cash to buy his Playstation 3 or some shit.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    Nah, I think its just automated programs that track down any emails listed online... I never got any spam on my work account until the addresses were listed on the website...
  • karlophonekarlophone 1,697 Posts
    ive had a recent rash of them with this random subject line generation - its 3 words mashed together that are always "(penis slang word)(size adjective)(girl slang)". for example, i just deleted one called "CockLargishHottie".
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    Nah, I think its just automated programs that track down any emails listed online...

    That's exactly what it is--it's the same way Web site comment spam works, too.
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    ive had a recent rash of them with this random subject line generation - its 3 words mashed together that are always "(penis slang word)(size adjective)(girl slang)". for example, i just deleted one called "CockLargishHottie".

    I just got one of these with the title "MervinShlongGargantuan" which is kinda fantastic.
  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,391 Posts
    Yo, ROSALINA CLAPSADDLE got at me this week.

    She needs to get together with one of my regular Cialis e-mailers, Fauntleroy Hardhat. Hardhat and Clapsaddle also needs it's own TV series. In my mind they're hard-drinking maverick spammers who don't play by the rules but always get their man.
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