I got a chance to pitch something to Biel.. and I shit you not my check started twiching... the whole time is was talking I was wondering if she could notice or if anyone else in the room could..
just since its here, the other night albas "the sleeping dictionary" where shes trying to be malaysian was awful. mostly her and the weird accent she tried using.
also, wasnt it albas dad who said to george lopez that he doesnt speak any mexican?
it's the new terd. forgot the name. that shot of her ass appears in the trailer and maybe even the network TV commercials. basically that ass shot is apparently all the movie has going for it. actually that ass shot is about all Biel has going for her career also. don't get me wrong, I'll take it. but comparing her to Alba is infantile. what, so they got the same first name? GTFOHWTBS.
alba lost a lot of weight and she now looks less attractive/healthy.
i'm glad i'm not the only one here who feels this way.
i miss alba with ass. there are obviously differing opinions on the importance of a robust rump around here. and while I think biel has the better caboose, alba has the better engine. it's easier to change the caboose than it is to change the engine. so if it were a toss up between the two, alba.
-but-
while kim kardashian is a paris hilton wanna be ho (rich as fuck, known only for being rich and for fucking on camera while not being a porn star), she has a nicer body than alba and biel combined. and now she's bangin' reggie bush.
and i don't know much about her, but this sofia vergara woman is banginnn'. maybe not as attractive in the face as alba, but more so than biel, and the body is killin' both.
ya'll are out of your mind Biel??!?! c'mon alba has her by a mile.
Have you fools seen alba lately? Hollywood has her on the thin white girl plan. Eat nothing & throw up everything else. Just pure BS!!! I ride for Biel! She still has some ass on her.
Have you fools seen alba lately? She's looking damn skinny. Hollywood has her on the thin white girl plan. Eat nothing & throw up everything else. Just pure BS!!!
My friend always has US magazine and gossip rags lying around her house. In a new one I saw some pic of Alba out on the street in some tight jeans, and I'm sorry, I've always been in her corner, even in this thread BITD, but she had straight-up the ass of a 13-year old girl. It was really NAGL. Not just not thick, but straight bony. I don't know what happened, because when she actually WAS a teenager, in "Idle Hands" and whatever, she had genuine junk. Maybe it was just still baby fat?
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sayin.
those dudes in the background are on geek mode.
Biel all day eryday
but c'mon: nice ass and that's it. Alba on the other hand is beautiful.
So I take it that USPS is your preferred and only method of shipment?
Ban.
Alba!
- spidey
What????
Dudes on beach = soulstrut right about now.
mmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm....
also, wasnt it albas dad who said to george lopez that he doesnt speak any mexican?
- spidey
I was waiting for this mpeg to appear.
But like I said: Biel = great ass; Alba = great everything.
this is some comedy
What movie is that?
it's the new terd. forgot the name. that shot of her ass appears in the trailer and maybe even the network TV commercials. basically that ass shot is apparently all the movie has going for it. actually that ass shot is about all Biel has going for her career also. don't get me wrong, I'll take it. but comparing her to Alba is infantile. what, so they got the same first name? GTFOHWTBS.
i'm glad i'm not the only one here who feels this way.
i miss alba with ass. there are obviously differing opinions on the importance of a robust rump around here. and while I think biel has the better caboose, alba has the better engine. it's easier to change the caboose than it is to change the engine. so if it were a toss up between the two, alba.
-but-
while kim kardashian is a paris hilton wanna be ho (rich as fuck, known only for being rich and for fucking on camera while not being a porn star), she has a nicer body than alba and biel combined. and now she's bangin' reggie bush.
and i don't know much about her, but this sofia vergara woman is banginnn'. maybe not as attractive in the face as alba, but more so than biel, and the body is killin' both.
any heads remember the Kathy Lee Crosby Wonder Woman...
Have you fools seen alba lately? Hollywood has her on the thin white girl plan. Eat nothing & throw up everything else. Just pure BS!!!
I ride for Biel! She still has some ass on her.
But let it me known that i would stain both of them.
around her house. In a new one I saw some pic of Alba out
on the street in some tight jeans, and I'm sorry, I've
always been in her corner, even in this thread BITD,
but she had straight-up the ass of a 13-year old girl.
It was really NAGL. Not just not thick, but straight bony.
I don't know what happened, because when she actually
WAS a teenager, in "Idle Hands" and whatever, she had
genuine junk. Maybe it was just still baby fat?